Ape looking for a master

[Ryan]

I am looking to have khong trained in the ways of the jedi or even by a rogue jedi.

 

[Lira Dajenn]

Be a Sith instead, i could use a smashy underling.

 

[Dredge]

Yeah the Jedi are so lame, join the sith #ThugLyfe

 

[Ryan]

But.....I want to be the gentle beast and..... and I already placed the blue sabre in the sig.

 

[Lira Dajenn]

Jedi are lame. They don't even have banana's. I have all the Banana's.

 

[Gorba the Hutt]

Animal Kingdom 4 lyfe

 

[Ryan]

*Sniffs the air for bananas at the very mention of his favorite food*

 

[Lira Dajenn]

-pushes forward a crate of Banana's-

Plenty more where that came from.

 

[Ryan]

*Begins to eat the bananas*

"Still not joining the sith" The might Khong replies between bites.

 

[Lira Dajenn]

Then you will have to be put down.

 

[Ryan]

"We all die" Continues eating

 

[Lira Dajenn]

Some sooner than others.

 

[Patches]

I would volunteer to train you but unfortunately I'm not even force sensitive.

You are welcome for the useless post

 

[Ryan]

^Looking for a big brother to protect him against the horrors of the galaxy

 

[Patches]

I could be the small Jawa friend who gives you advice when you ask for it, even if the advice isn't that good.
[member="Khong"]

 

[Ryan]

*puts patches on his shoulder* Advice is advice

 

[Dredge]

*throws up in mouth a little over the display of kindness*

 

[Patches]

Excuse me [member="Supreme Overlord Dredge"], but we are trying to have a moment here...

*looks at Khong- Does advice count as training?

 

[Dredge]

*throws up in a corner* Neeeeed... hatred! *falls in pool of vomit*

 

[Ryan]

Offers [member="Supreme Overlord Dredge"] a banana.

Your lack in potassium is disturbing