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REBELLION OF COPERO
Gorba rubbed his moist, sausage fingered hands together in glee as he reviewed the plan again.[SIZE=11pt]“[/SIZE][SIZE=11pt]Grancha. Grancha.” [/SIZE]
[SIZE=11pt]“Again, Great Gorba?” asked a rather morose looking Givin. Poor Ni’gel, he’s gotten himself in deep with the crime lords this time.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=11pt]“Tagwa.”[/SIZE]
[SIZE=11pt]“Of course.”[/SIZE]
[SIZE=11pt]And thus, Ni’gel relayed to Gorba the Hutt for the second time the precise nature of what was about to happen.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=11pt]It all started when the Cabal caught wind of an Iron Empire battlegroup in for repairs at the Copero Shipyards. Long having coveted the delectable designs, the crime lords saw a chance to take their pick from the cornucopia. The Iron Empire is not what it once was and, far from the rest of the galaxy, has not suffered the same crucible of war as other nations.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=11pt]Naturally, this opportunity could not be passed by, but crime lords - especially Hutts - are notoriously loath to use their own resources to do, well, anything. Why do yourself what you can have others do for you?[/SIZE]
[SIZE=11pt]And so they sent word through third parties to extremist cells and reasonably unreliable mercenaries of the opportunity of a lifetime. After all, one star destroyer was worth billions of credits. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=11pt]Greed or idealism would draw malicious actors in, or so the crime lords hoped. In the meantime, they developed their own stratagem of attack.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=11pt]Herglics made spacious ships to accommodate their, ahem, [/SIZE][SIZE=11pt]unique[/SIZE][SIZE=11pt] physiology. But the cetacean engineers who designed the Tallaan-class series of cargo cruisers probably never thought that one day a gang of no-good, meddling, mouthbreathers would hijack some of those cruisers and stuff them to the gills with explosives. No pun intended, as cetaceans do not in fact have gills. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=11pt]To cut to the chase - and no, not the fashion company - several of these roomy cruisers were packed with munitions and sent on their merry way through hyperspace, straight for the defensive emplacements surrounding the Copero Shipyards.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=11pt]The HIMS drives aboard the cruisers were originally installed to prevent pirates from ripping them out of hyperspace mid-transit. Today, they serve a different purpose. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=11pt]Many planets with orbital shipyards had defensive systems set up to prevent ships from jumping in too close to the shipyards. Of course, if those incoming ships were equipped with HIMS drives that simply wouldn’t work as intended.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=11pt]While the cargo cruisers headed straight for any defense platforms, a number of junky, but sensibly well-armed freighters jumped in behind them. Albeit at a safe distance. The captains of these little boats had credits glistening in their eyes, heads spinning with the promise of vast riches from the likes of Nadir, Coratanni, Bareesh, and Helix.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=11pt]Few, if any, would survive to cash in on such promises. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=11pt]You see, the crime lords of the Cabal simply did not trust mercenaries. In fact, to say they even trusted each other would be stretching the meaning of the word. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=11pt]The real “plan” did not rely on a collection of gung-ho derelicts and a few shiny fireships. No, instead the Cabal had poured their resources into a team of cloaked shuttles, which jumped in at the same time as the other freighters to mask their hyperspace signatures. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=11pt]Cloaked shuttles which, at this very moment, are headed for the docked warships.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=11pt]And what of Gorba? Safely tucked away in a palace on the other side of the galaxy, eating a three course meal that consists of just as many exotic endangered species served by beautiful slaves as unapparalled as imagination suggests. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=11pt]Oh, to be a Hutt. [/SIZE]
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[member="Isamu Baelor"] | [member="Aster Rose Baelor"] | [member="Jordan Warren"] | [member="Zeradias Mant"][member="Helix Syndicate"] | [member="Coratanni Cartel"] | [member="Aver Brand"]
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OOC Thread:
http://starwarsrp.net/topic/122633-ooc-all-that-glitters-cabal-rebellion-of-iron-empire-held-copero-hex/