Akela Ru
Most Adorable Ball of Adorable
"Akela Ru's War Journal, ninth month of the nine hundredth year After Battle of Yippies... or something no one really knows all of the adults pretend to know so they are seen as hip and cool.. Padawan in alley this morning tattered remains of Zak Dymo's War Journal on stomach, Voss is afraid of me I have seen its true face. The Master in the temple is coming and when the night forms up around all the people and jedi will look up saying. "SAVE US" and I shall look down and whisper.... "Got Blue Milk."
NAME: Akela Ru
FACTION: Unknown
RANK: Padawan
SPECIES: Togruta
AGE: 13
SEX: Female
HEIGHT: 5'
WEIGHT: 105 Pounds
EYES: Blue
HAIR: None
SKIN: Orange
FORCE SENSITIVE: Yes
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STRENGTHS AND WEAKNESSES:
Strengths:
1."Intellectually Inclined" → "Tactical Mischief Genius"
- Master Strategist in prank warfare, able to outmaneuver Jedi Masters with crayon-based battle plans.
- Expert Reverse Psychology: Convinced Darth Baras that glitter was a Sith tradition.
- Inventor of:
- Stink Bomb Telekinesis ("Jedi *can lift rocks… but can they lift fart clouds?"*)
- The "Nap-Time Nullifier" (A *very loud kazoo*).
Recruited:
- A Mandalorian (as her personal chocolate dispenser)
- A Sith Lord (into wearing a glitter crown)
- Master Gan (into her "Pillow Fort Senate")
- Diplomatic Style: *"Smiles first, negotiates later, *demands snacks always."
- Immune to:** Boredom, bedtimes, and adult logic.
- Darth Vel's ghost choir (now performs nursery rhymes)
- Master Gan's "No More Glitter" ultimatum** (he lost)
Weaknesses:
1."Physically Weaker" → "Tiny but Fighty (Mostly Fighty)"**
Struggles With:
- Heavy Lifting ("Why *carry a lightsaber when you can throw a whoopee cushion?"*)
- Reaching High Shelves (Solution: *Jedi-assisted climbing or strategic pouting*)
- Combat Workaround: "The Puppy-Eye Parry" (Disarms foes via *sheer adorableness.*)
Prone to:
- Overestimating ("Yes, *all the glitter will fit in the vents!"*)
- Underestimating ("Wait, *adults can count to ten?!"*)
- Learning Curve: Steep, but hilarious (See: "The Great Lava Courtyard Incident")
- Critical Weakness: Low candy reserves = -50% chaos output.
- Broccoli Extortion ("I *hate how effective this is!"*)
- Basaba's "Disappointed Mom Voice"** ("The *only thing scarier than Master Ike."*)
A slim togruta with orange skin, white facial markings and two large lekku with dark blue stripes running over her shoulders. She's wearing a sleeveless, dark blue-gray tunic and a lighter gray skirt over dark pants. A silver belt with a buckle and small pouches is strapped around her waist. She's also wearing dark forearm guards.
BIOGRAPHY:
Akela Ru: The Rise of the Snack Queen
Age 5-13 | From Padawan Menace to Galactic Icon
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Age 5: The Journal Discovery (The Spark of Rebellion)
Location: Silver Rest, Voss
Key Event: Discovers Zak Dymo's Padawan War Journal in the temple archives.
"Finally, a guidebook for justice!"
Immediately attempts first prank (glitter-bombs the meditation hall).
First Victory: Convinces Master Gan that naps are a Sith plot.
First Defeat: Temporarily thwarted by Basaba ("Giant Robot Lady is *too perceptive!"*).
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Age 6: The Great Cookie Conspiracy (Culinary Warfare)
Location: Silver Rest kitchens
Operation: Liberates 42 smuggled cookies from Jedi Master snack stashes.
Leaves fake edict: "By Order of the *Snack Council, all treats redistributed to the short."*
Tactical Innovation: Uses stuffed animals as diversionary troops.
Legacy: The "No Dessert Left Behind" policy becomes unofficial youngling creed.
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Age 7: The Pillow Fort Uprising (Architect of Anarchy)**
Location: Jedi dormitories
Achievement: Constructs Jedi-approved (not approved) fortress from:
17 stolen robes ("They were *borrowed!"*)
4 lightsaber-resistant (somehow) plushies ("High Lord Fluffy *avenged!"*)
Diplomatic Incident: Declares the fort a "No Naptime Zone" and taxes adults for entry (payment in candy).
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Age 8: The Glitter Wars (Aesthetic Terrorism)
Location:** Entire Silver Rest
Weaponized:** Biodegradable glitter + training remotes = "Tactical Sparkle Storm."
Master Harrison permanently shimmers ("This is *harassment!"*).
Master Gan approves ("Hmm. *Party Jedi, we should be."*).
Aftermath: Glitter declared "a core part of the Force" by younglings.
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Age 9: The Sith Academy Infiltration (Intergalactic Mischief)
Location: Dromund Kaas ("They *invited me! (They did not)"*)
Mission: "Liberate" Sith artifacts (redecorate them with googly eyes).
Notable Heist: Darth Baras' chocolate rancor statue ("It was *art! Yummy art!"*).
Diplomatic Fallout: Sith Holocrons now play nursery rhymes (Darth Nox *hates how much he loves it*).
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Age 10: The Mandalorian Alliance (Treats & Treaties)
Location: Mandalore ("They have *better snacks here"*)
Negotiation: Convinces Clan Ru to adopt "Snack-Based Diplomacy."
Treaty Clause: "All battles *pause for cookie breaks."*
Personal Victory: Officially knighted as "Basaba's Tiny Overlord" (glitter crown included).
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Age 11: The Jedi Trials (Akela Edition)
Location: Silver Rest training grounds
Custom Trials:
1. Test of Courage: Eat a super-spicy noodle without crying (Master Koon *fails).
2. Test of Wisdom: Explain why glow sticks aren't better than lightsabers (no one succeeds).
3. Test of Coolness: Dramatic sigh = automatic fail ("Boomer detected!").
Result: Honorary Grandmaster of Fun title (self-appointed). ---
Age 12: The Galactic Tour (Spreading Joy & Chaos)
Locations: Voss, Vaynai, Nar Shaddaa ("*All need more snacks & sparkles"*)
Achievements:
Taught Voss Mystics hide-and-seek (they cheat with visions).
Liberated 300 seashells on Vaynai ("For *art!"*).
Banned from Nar Shaddaa casinos ("They *hate glitter that much?"*).
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Age 13: Coronation (Supreme Ruler of Snacks)**
Location: Silver Rest (now *unofficial Akela-themed daycare*)
Final Edict: "Bedtimes abolished. Cookies mandatory."
Master Gan: "I refuse to call her 'Queen Flufflekins.'"
Basaba: "She stole my ship. Again."
Current Status: Last seen riding a convor toward the Unknown Regions** ("Gotta *share the fun!"*).
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ROLE-PLAYS:
Padawan RP:
Padawan Menace War Journal
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