Son of Smeg
SMEG'Z KLINIK
The words were spray-painted above the door in dripping red Aurebesh.
If one looked closely enough, behind the questionable spelling expected of the education received in Coruscant's filthy underbelly, they would have found a different sign. The last tenant's old neon tubing, something about dentistry. Very occasionally, the old sign found a flicker of a will to live and attempted to blush an electric blue before dying swiftly. A little pizzazz. Some razzle dazzle that brought the whole thing together into a perfectly questionable package. Lower down, at the precise height of an anthropomorphic rodent, was a painted smiley face and a red cross, although red was no longer the correct colour; it was more of a rusted brown. Nothing that couldn't be touched up later.
"Iz not lookingz gud," Doctor Smeg said forlornly, standing on a stool in front of a sink in his surgery as he washed his paws. The water dribbling out of the tap was a concerning shade of brown, but the Skraal didn't notice; he was too busy being fastidious about hand washing. That was a big part of what being a doctor was about, after all; he knew because he had seen it, and he also knew because he was, of course, a doctor. "Smeg'z feshinal 'pinion iz dat da foot haz to go."
The Abyssin in thedentist's doctor's chair, Boluk, blinked slowly with his single eye and then grunted. It seemed agreeable, which was appreciated; Smeg found that his patients faced with amputation often wanted a second opinion. However, since second opinions tended to cost a not-insignificant amount of credits, usually they had to accept the first. Well, that or pay for an alternative treatment, which cost at least two sandwiches and a pastry.
Apparently, the hulking cyclops had gone over his ankle on uneven ground outside LAST RESOR, an unsavoury cantina and had experienced a not-insignificant amount of pain, and also something had popped. Popping sounds were never good. Bodies were not meant to pop. Of course, ever the good doctor, Smeg had listened and triaged appropriately.
The entire foot and the ankle would have to go.
Boluk had, as any respectable patient should, paid upfront with one small loaf and a jogan fruit. It may have been a factor in getting him seen to first, and leaving the bleeding, fading Gamorrean with a hunk of rebar through his shoulder slumped over in the waiting room. As a doctor, Smeg understood that sleep was restorative, so he had made the professional decision to see to the Abyssin first. The fact that the Gamorrean had only brought nutriment paste as payment was also considered.
The Skraal hopped off of his stool and approached the chair, his very official doctor's coat trailing behind him for a good few feet. The glow panel overhead dimmed for a second, and the extractor fan, which provided much-needed struggling ambience, choked for a second before continuing its rattling song.
"Haz you gotz any questionz?" Doctor Smeg asked, his pink tail (which protruded from a purposely made hole in the coat) reaching up to the instrument tray to grab the Numbspray while his rodent paws clasped together.
"Nah. All good, doctor, go fer it," Boluk replied in his heavy accent, his three-fingered hands laced together and lying across his belly, entirely at ease with the procedure. Smeg's black, beady eyes practically gleamed as the word 'doctor' was growled from green lips.
"Anyfing you iz 'lergic to?"
Important to ask, you know.
"Nope."
"Eggzellent!" Smeg announced as his tail passed the Numbspray to his paw and the extremely liberal application of local anaesthetic began. As an experienced doctor, Smeg didn't need to measure precise amounts. A master chef knew exactly how much spice to add to the stew, as did he know the exact amount of Numbspray to use. Which was lots. After some time, and a good amount of pinching to check how much feeling the Abyssin had, he was ready to begin.
The Skraal hopped up onto the chair, climbing onto Boluk and using his tail to trade the spray for the tourniquet, which Smeg promptly placed in his mouth while he rolled up Boluk's shoes with his hands, and his tail swung the overhead lamp around for better light.
Outside, in the waiting room separated only by a curtain, the rebar-penetrated Gamorrean who sat in a chair ripped out of public transport remained slumped forward. The room was still for a moment. The heavy smell of antiseptic lingered, drifting amongst the many, many posters of teeth on the wall. Pictures of good teeth. Pictures of bad teeth. Pictures of gleaming, smiling teeth owned by a cast of diverse faces. Teeth as far as the eye could see. Teeth for days. All basked in the pink and cyan neon lights from the noodle stall across the narrow backstreet.
Then a great, heavy snore ripped out of the large pig.
He was fine. Smeg knew he would be. Smeg was a great doctor.
The words were spray-painted above the door in dripping red Aurebesh.
If one looked closely enough, behind the questionable spelling expected of the education received in Coruscant's filthy underbelly, they would have found a different sign. The last tenant's old neon tubing, something about dentistry. Very occasionally, the old sign found a flicker of a will to live and attempted to blush an electric blue before dying swiftly. A little pizzazz. Some razzle dazzle that brought the whole thing together into a perfectly questionable package. Lower down, at the precise height of an anthropomorphic rodent, was a painted smiley face and a red cross, although red was no longer the correct colour; it was more of a rusted brown. Nothing that couldn't be touched up later.
"Iz not lookingz gud," Doctor Smeg said forlornly, standing on a stool in front of a sink in his surgery as he washed his paws. The water dribbling out of the tap was a concerning shade of brown, but the Skraal didn't notice; he was too busy being fastidious about hand washing. That was a big part of what being a doctor was about, after all; he knew because he had seen it, and he also knew because he was, of course, a doctor. "Smeg'z feshinal 'pinion iz dat da foot haz to go."
The Abyssin in the
Apparently, the hulking cyclops had gone over his ankle on uneven ground outside LAST RESOR, an unsavoury cantina and had experienced a not-insignificant amount of pain, and also something had popped. Popping sounds were never good. Bodies were not meant to pop. Of course, ever the good doctor, Smeg had listened and triaged appropriately.
The entire foot and the ankle would have to go.
Boluk had, as any respectable patient should, paid upfront with one small loaf and a jogan fruit. It may have been a factor in getting him seen to first, and leaving the bleeding, fading Gamorrean with a hunk of rebar through his shoulder slumped over in the waiting room. As a doctor, Smeg understood that sleep was restorative, so he had made the professional decision to see to the Abyssin first. The fact that the Gamorrean had only brought nutriment paste as payment was also considered.
The Skraal hopped off of his stool and approached the chair, his very official doctor's coat trailing behind him for a good few feet. The glow panel overhead dimmed for a second, and the extractor fan, which provided much-needed struggling ambience, choked for a second before continuing its rattling song.
"Haz you gotz any questionz?" Doctor Smeg asked, his pink tail (which protruded from a purposely made hole in the coat) reaching up to the instrument tray to grab the Numbspray while his rodent paws clasped together.
"Nah. All good, doctor, go fer it," Boluk replied in his heavy accent, his three-fingered hands laced together and lying across his belly, entirely at ease with the procedure. Smeg's black, beady eyes practically gleamed as the word 'doctor' was growled from green lips.
"Anyfing you iz 'lergic to?"
Important to ask, you know.
"Nope."
"Eggzellent!" Smeg announced as his tail passed the Numbspray to his paw and the extremely liberal application of local anaesthetic began. As an experienced doctor, Smeg didn't need to measure precise amounts. A master chef knew exactly how much spice to add to the stew, as did he know the exact amount of Numbspray to use. Which was lots. After some time, and a good amount of pinching to check how much feeling the Abyssin had, he was ready to begin.
The Skraal hopped up onto the chair, climbing onto Boluk and using his tail to trade the spray for the tourniquet, which Smeg promptly placed in his mouth while he rolled up Boluk's shoes with his hands, and his tail swung the overhead lamp around for better light.
Outside, in the waiting room separated only by a curtain, the rebar-penetrated Gamorrean who sat in a chair ripped out of public transport remained slumped forward. The room was still for a moment. The heavy smell of antiseptic lingered, drifting amongst the many, many posters of teeth on the wall. Pictures of good teeth. Pictures of bad teeth. Pictures of gleaming, smiling teeth owned by a cast of diverse faces. Teeth as far as the eye could see. Teeth for days. All basked in the pink and cyan neon lights from the noodle stall across the narrow backstreet.
Then a great, heavy snore ripped out of the large pig.
He was fine. Smeg knew he would be. Smeg was a great doctor.