Smooth Criminal
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Kinley Pryse is the reason "do not touch" signs exist
There were worse ways to die.
Kinley Pryse was fairly certain of that. She couldn't think of any at the moment, but statistically speaking, there had to be.
The gallows stood in the center of an old Imperial plaza, surrounded on all sides by gray duracrete buildings, hanging banners, and enough stormtroopers to make a person wonder whether the Empire had anything better to do with its afternoon. Apparently, when the local authorities decided to make an example out of someone, they really committed to the performance.
Kinley appreciated that.
If she was going to be executed, the least they could do was draw a crowd.
And they had.
Workers crowded along balconies. Merchants stood outside their shops. Children had been hoisted onto shoulders for a better view despite what Kinley considered some questionable parenting decisions. Imperial soldiers formed a perimeter around the gallows while an officer stood beside her with a datapad in hand.
Kinley's wrists were bound behind her back. Her hat was gone. That irritated her more than the rope around her neck. The Imperial officer cleared his throat.
"Kinley Pryse. You have been found guilty of theft of Imperial medical supplies..."
Kinley grinned. That had been a good day.
"...smuggling restricted goods through an Imperial blockade..."
Her grin widened. That had been an even better day.
"...the unlawful possession, transportation, and sale of classified military equipment..."
Kinley gave a small nod to herself. Technically, she'd only sold some of it.
"...three counts of impersonating an Imperial officer..."
"Four," Kinley corrected.
The officer stopped. His eyes slowly lifted from the datapad. Kinley smiled sweetly.
"You missed Kessel."
There was a long silence.
Somewhere in the crowd, somebody laughed. The officer's jaw tightened before his attention returned to the datapad.
"Four counts of impersonating an Imperial officer."
Kinley looked pleased.
Accuracy mattered.
"Destruction of Imperial property. Assault upon Imperial personnel. Resisting arrest. Escaping Imperial custody...."
"Twice."
Another pause.
Kinley shrugged as best she could with a noose around her neck. "The first holding cell was poorly designed." The stormtrooper standing nearest her turned his helmet slightly. Kinley couldn't see his face, but she was reasonably certain he was trying not to laugh.
The officer was not amused.
"Escaping Imperial custody on two occasions," he continued through clenched teeth, "conspiracy to defraud an Imperial customs office, falsification of shipping manifests, bribery, sabotage, possession of illegal weaponry, and the theft of a shuttle belonging to an officer of the Imperial Security Bureau."
Kinley sighed wistfully.
"Oh, I liked that shuttle."
The officer lowered the datapad.
"Do you find this amusing?"
Kinley looked at him. Then at the crowd. Then down at the trapdoor beneath her boots. Her gaze eventually returned to the officer. "Little bit."
His expression hardened.
"For these crimes, you have been sentenced to death by hanging."
That wiped some of the humor from her face. Not all of it, but enough to feel. Kinley swallowed and felt the rough rope shift against her throat. Alright. Maybe there weren't worse ways to die. Her eyes drifted across the plaza. No Flint. Not that she'd expected him to come charging through the crowd himself. That wasn't exactly Flint's style.
Still...
She had rather hoped the old bastard had gotten her message. Kinley took a slow breath. The executioner stepped toward the lever.
"Any final words?"
Kinley thought about it. There were probably profound things a person was supposed to say at a moment like this. Something about regret. Redemption. The fleeting nature of life. Kinley had never been particularly good at profound. She smiled.
"If any of you find my hat, I'd like it back."
The lever dropped.
The floor disappeared beneath her, and then…
CRACK.
Something struck the gallows. The rope snapped loose. Kinley hit the wooden platform hard enough to knock the breath from her lungs as blaster fire suddenly erupted somewhere beyond the square.
Stormtroopers shouted. The crowd scattered. Smoke began pouring across the plaza.Kinley rolled onto her back, coughing, the severed noose still hanging loosely around her neck.
For several seconds she simply stared up at the sky. Then that familiar grin slowly crept back across her face. She pushed herself onto one elbow as chaos erupted around the gallows.
Someone had come for her. Kinley had absolutely no idea who. But she was already starting to like them.
A Smooth Criminal