Magoo
RIP
The mash-up of Jeffrey, A Pimp Named Slickback, and Mr. Magoo
NAME: A Pimp Named Magoo. Not Magoo. A Pimp Named Magoo. The whole thing.
FACTION: I'm my own faction
RANK:Top Dogg, Intergalactic Pimp, OG
SPECIES: 100% pure-blooded pimp (Human from Coruscant)
AGE: 38 pimptastic years
SEX: Yes ma'am (Male)
HEIGHT: 6'2" without the hat
WEIGHT: 80kg of 24 karat pimp
EYES: Green like cash
HAIR: Wavy like an ocean breeze, or my cologne
SKIN: Chocolate and smooth like a fine honey's buns
FORCE SENSITIVE:Yes
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STRENGTHS AND WEAKNESSES (Required: 2 Weaknesses Minimum) :
Strengths:
Pimp: being a pimp has its kickbacks. Women, money, and swag happen to be some of them
Ca$H: being a highly successful pimp and the owner of Playman and its various species-oriented offshoots, I got loads of cash
Respect: people respect a pimp, and if they don't, they respect the pimpslap
Forceful Pimp: I can use the force. Now i can pimpslap you from 20 feet away. I won't even have to get up
Weaknesses:
A Pimp has no weaknesses fool
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The Man: the authorities are always trying to catch me hustlin and pimpin. I always have to be on the lookout for them
Runaways: The girls always trying to run away from me. I gotta keep an eye on them. Either that or pimpslap them
Paper Chase: Money is the game. I always look for the next opportunity to cash it in
Not enough eyes: I gotta have one eye on the cops, one eye on the girls, and one eye on the cash, and I only have two eyes. You see the problem?
APPEARANCE: I am always dressed to impress. By that, I mean I have my entire pimp wardrobe in full effect. My fur coats, hat, and walking stick are always changing. But one things for sure: I dress in style. Plus, I'm so rich I got a gold tooth baby. Hell, I made a whole gold statue of myself on the Swaggin Wagon
BIOGRAPHY:
I was always a pimp. My momma was addicted to Hallucineasy when I was in the womb, but I slapped the addiction out of her before I was born. My momma saw pimping in my future, so she named me A Pimp Named Magoo. You gotta say the whole thing. Not Magoo, not APNM, but A Pimp Named Magoo. My momma died shortly after I was born, so my father raised me instead. He was a successful business man at the time, so I always had a taste of the high life. That high life stuck with me for my whole life. I took to pimpin when I was 19. My father was gone on a business trip, so I decided to have a little fun. Next thing I know, I'm pimpin full time. I made my money pimpin and I made my name too. I started a magazine called Playmen so other men and boys could get a glimpse of my life. That exploded too. I was drownin in money.
I needed a ship, as I was takin my pimpin to an intergalactic level. I stole a gunship from under the nose of a Corellian and pimped her out. Green paint, gold trim, plush seats, the works. I call her the Swaggin Wagon.
I am investing my money in startup companies, as I share the pimp philosophy that all men are created with the equal right to earn money, and that as a pimp it is my duty to help these men to achieve cash heaven.
I have recently realized that I am, indeed, connected to the force. I am currently seeking out any Jedi to train me so that I may become truly the top pimp of the galaxy.
SHIP:
The Swaggin Wagon: Custom CR90 corvette I hustled off of some Corellian a few years back. It's green like money and fast like a cash stream. Great hyperdrive, product containment units, and well armed too. I got a lot of enemies who wish me ill, but the Swaggin Wagon's got me covered.
Kills: Nah
BOUNTIES COLLECTED:
Nah dawg.
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