Bad Kitty
The situation was out of control.
The danger was real.
The boredom INTENSE.
"Take out your holo-books and turn to Chapter Eighteen."
Last period of the day and it was the pit of the sarlaac. A festering stomach infused by cafeteria food fermenting in the slow agony of History class. The young Nautolan sat slumped forward in his desk, his holo-book at arms length as the words were like an evil spell trying to leap off the page at him. A swirling vortex of grammar and punctuation with no end in sight, as the small Anzat at the front of the class lectured as though any of this was interesting.
Like, half the girls in the entire youngling clan sat up front in History, because they thought Master [member="Sor-Jan Xantha"] was cute. Seriously, who thought a teacher was cute!? And, while we're on the subject, what was with the whole sitting in the front of class? Who did that? I'll tell you who does that, these schuttas. And one even drops her pencil as he's walking by so he'll pick it up for her.
Bith, please. Get off his...
"Dymo."
Wut?
Blinking, the Nautolan looked up in surprise to find the small teacher looking directly at him. Heads to the right of him, faces to the left. Everyone staring at him, as though someone had asked him a question and he hadn't been paying attention.
...again, that is.
Yes, this happened a lot.
No, he wasn't going to start paying attention. If people wanted attention, they had to make it INTERESTING!
Seriously, was that an impossible standard?
Clearing his throat, the small Jedi at the front of the class repeated the question, "Zak, would you like to pick up where Gordi left off reading."
Oh, right. The holobook. And, no, Zak would NOT like to pick up where Gordi left off reading... because Zak had no idea where they were. "Uhhhhh...." the boy stammered, trying to think of what to say, as he fumbled for a spot in the holo-book from which to read.
Thankfully, the bell rang.
"SAFE!" the boy cheered, popping up from his desk. It was another moment before he realized that he'd said that out loud, as the heads and faces all continued to stare. Some laughed. Some shook their heads. That was all good, haters gonna hate. Any class you could walk away from, without detention, was a good one.
Now, one problem of the ending at what was essentially the Obi-Wan Kenobi Elementary School for Gifted Youngsters was that Zak needed someone to play with. In days past, this wasn't as much of an issue. Except [member="Théodred Heavenshield"] was seriously OLD now and [member="Makai Dashiell"] didn't live on Voss. This meant that his options for playmates were severely limited.
Now, on general principle, Zak wasn't one to play with girls. He, for one, failed to see what was wrong with gender discrimination. There were two genders, boys and girls, and one was right and the other was girls. But he'd been in the trenches at the Battle of Voss-Ka Cafeteria, taking heavy fire from the junior varsity Grav-Ball Team as mashed potatoes splattered all around him. And there'd only been one youngling that had his back then.
"I made a fort," the youngling remarked. Why bother with pleasantries? Skip right to the heart of the matter. "You wanna see it?"
The danger was real.
The boredom INTENSE.
"Take out your holo-books and turn to Chapter Eighteen."
Last period of the day and it was the pit of the sarlaac. A festering stomach infused by cafeteria food fermenting in the slow agony of History class. The young Nautolan sat slumped forward in his desk, his holo-book at arms length as the words were like an evil spell trying to leap off the page at him. A swirling vortex of grammar and punctuation with no end in sight, as the small Anzat at the front of the class lectured as though any of this was interesting.
Like, half the girls in the entire youngling clan sat up front in History, because they thought Master [member="Sor-Jan Xantha"] was cute. Seriously, who thought a teacher was cute!? And, while we're on the subject, what was with the whole sitting in the front of class? Who did that? I'll tell you who does that, these schuttas. And one even drops her pencil as he's walking by so he'll pick it up for her.
Bith, please. Get off his...
"Dymo."
Wut?
Blinking, the Nautolan looked up in surprise to find the small teacher looking directly at him. Heads to the right of him, faces to the left. Everyone staring at him, as though someone had asked him a question and he hadn't been paying attention.
...again, that is.
Yes, this happened a lot.
No, he wasn't going to start paying attention. If people wanted attention, they had to make it INTERESTING!
Seriously, was that an impossible standard?
Clearing his throat, the small Jedi at the front of the class repeated the question, "Zak, would you like to pick up where Gordi left off reading."
Oh, right. The holobook. And, no, Zak would NOT like to pick up where Gordi left off reading... because Zak had no idea where they were. "Uhhhhh...." the boy stammered, trying to think of what to say, as he fumbled for a spot in the holo-book from which to read.
Thankfully, the bell rang.
"SAFE!" the boy cheered, popping up from his desk. It was another moment before he realized that he'd said that out loud, as the heads and faces all continued to stare. Some laughed. Some shook their heads. That was all good, haters gonna hate. Any class you could walk away from, without detention, was a good one.
Now, one problem of the ending at what was essentially the Obi-Wan Kenobi Elementary School for Gifted Youngsters was that Zak needed someone to play with. In days past, this wasn't as much of an issue. Except [member="Théodred Heavenshield"] was seriously OLD now and [member="Makai Dashiell"] didn't live on Voss. This meant that his options for playmates were severely limited.
Now, on general principle, Zak wasn't one to play with girls. He, for one, failed to see what was wrong with gender discrimination. There were two genders, boys and girls, and one was right and the other was girls. But he'd been in the trenches at the Battle of Voss-Ka Cafeteria, taking heavy fire from the junior varsity Grav-Ball Team as mashed potatoes splattered all around him. And there'd only been one youngling that had his back then.
"I made a fort," the youngling remarked. Why bother with pleasantries? Skip right to the heart of the matter. "You wanna see it?"
[member="Sia Ike"]