Public safety notice: orbs are not eyes
Dear diary,
Mauve won a Jedi in a carbonite slab at auction. That subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my Mother Jungle, it even has a watermark.
I need one. I don't care what it costs. Stick it on my wall, hang something scandalous off the hands, have the boys over with permanent markers, glue on some googley eyes. That's the good life right there.
How'd a nitwit like her get so tasteful?
SMALL PRINT:
- Must be a PC or established (e.g. Codex-subbed) NPC.
- Must be cool with being hung on a wall for a while.
