"Grey" is not a crack about my hair color.
It's common knowledge among the foodies of the galaxy that the best steaks come from nerfs that live happy, peaceful lives. Stress toughens the meat, and that, in turn, reduces quality. Even the most finely marbled slabs of meat can drop two or three grades if the animals are subjected to stress for any real length of time. With a galaxy tearing itself apart in war after war, there aren't many planets left where happy nerfs can roam free.
One of those planets is Dressel. An unassuming world dominated by grasslands, Dressel lacks much in the way of natural resources, and the local Dresselians have long enjoyed a reputation as isolationist. It's no surprise then that it's avoided the gaze of hostile powers. No one likes dealing with cranky locals without some sort of incentive, and aside from proximity to a major hyperspace corridor, no one really felt the need to bring it to heel.
Good for the Dresselians, then, and good for the highly specialized herds of nerf that roam some of the more secluded grasslands. Known colloquially as Fat Arses, the nerfs here produce some of the most sought after meat in the galaxy.
Only one steakhouse on the entire planet deals in this ultra rare, high quality meat. Most of the rest is exported to the Core worlds, where the rich and privileged pay a small fortune to dine on it. The proprietor of Hubbard's Eatery, one Xenoth Hubbard, lucked out and acquired a stake in one of the herds, and thus far, that stake had yielded a steady supply of steak.
Margaret was passing through Breehara, the capitol city of Dressel, when she caught wind that there was a restaurant here that served the most sought after breed of nerf in the galaxy. Perpetually low on funds, as was typical for a Jedi, she knew she wouldn't be able to outright afford a meal at Hubbard's, but she'd spent plenty of time as a nerf herder in the Outer Rim, and figured she'd be able to leverage her skillset into a meal with a few weeks' worth of work.
Imagine her surprise then when, on her way through the door, she sensed that someone was dying in the kitchen.
Hubbard's granddaughter, Sela, was deathly allergic to legumes. Her allergy was well known to kitchen staff, and when they knew she was going to pass through, they took great pains to make sure it was as thoroughly decontaminated as possible. Unfortunately, the six year old girl was precocious and headstrong, and had sneaked into the kitchen one morning on the way to school to grab a cookie. A peanut butter cookie.
As soon as the Force alerted Margaret to the danger, she rushed back into the kitchen to find the girl lying on the floor, her throat swollen shut and eyes wide with terror. The kitchen staff was frozen with panic, but the Jedi Master had seen this sort of thing before.
There was no time for epinephrine. Sela's lips and fingertips were already turning blue, and it was clear the girl was on the verge of unconsciousness. As per usual, Margaret kept a fairly extensive first aid kit in her travel pack, which included- thank the Force- an emergency tracheotomy kit. Within seconds, the girl was breathing again. She was scared out of her mind, and her throat was still swollen shut, but she could breathe.
And that was how, later that day, Margaret found herself sitting at a table in one of the most exclusive restaurants on the planet, awaiting what was surely to be one of the best steaks she would ever eat. Xenoth had demanded that the woman who saved his granddaughter's life return for dinner that evening. She was to be treated to the finest meal they served, a dry aged prime rib that had spent the last year being lovingly cared for.
His only regret was that he couldn't bump another reservation to make a place for her, but there was a reservation for a party of one that evening, and he assured her that it wasn't unheard of to combine tables to save space.
Hopefully, whoever ended up joining her for supper that night would make for pleasant company. It would be a shame for such a spectacular meal to be ruined by boorish company.
[member="Orion Darkstar"]
One of those planets is Dressel. An unassuming world dominated by grasslands, Dressel lacks much in the way of natural resources, and the local Dresselians have long enjoyed a reputation as isolationist. It's no surprise then that it's avoided the gaze of hostile powers. No one likes dealing with cranky locals without some sort of incentive, and aside from proximity to a major hyperspace corridor, no one really felt the need to bring it to heel.
Good for the Dresselians, then, and good for the highly specialized herds of nerf that roam some of the more secluded grasslands. Known colloquially as Fat Arses, the nerfs here produce some of the most sought after meat in the galaxy.
Only one steakhouse on the entire planet deals in this ultra rare, high quality meat. Most of the rest is exported to the Core worlds, where the rich and privileged pay a small fortune to dine on it. The proprietor of Hubbard's Eatery, one Xenoth Hubbard, lucked out and acquired a stake in one of the herds, and thus far, that stake had yielded a steady supply of steak.
Margaret was passing through Breehara, the capitol city of Dressel, when she caught wind that there was a restaurant here that served the most sought after breed of nerf in the galaxy. Perpetually low on funds, as was typical for a Jedi, she knew she wouldn't be able to outright afford a meal at Hubbard's, but she'd spent plenty of time as a nerf herder in the Outer Rim, and figured she'd be able to leverage her skillset into a meal with a few weeks' worth of work.
Imagine her surprise then when, on her way through the door, she sensed that someone was dying in the kitchen.
Hubbard's granddaughter, Sela, was deathly allergic to legumes. Her allergy was well known to kitchen staff, and when they knew she was going to pass through, they took great pains to make sure it was as thoroughly decontaminated as possible. Unfortunately, the six year old girl was precocious and headstrong, and had sneaked into the kitchen one morning on the way to school to grab a cookie. A peanut butter cookie.
As soon as the Force alerted Margaret to the danger, she rushed back into the kitchen to find the girl lying on the floor, her throat swollen shut and eyes wide with terror. The kitchen staff was frozen with panic, but the Jedi Master had seen this sort of thing before.
There was no time for epinephrine. Sela's lips and fingertips were already turning blue, and it was clear the girl was on the verge of unconsciousness. As per usual, Margaret kept a fairly extensive first aid kit in her travel pack, which included- thank the Force- an emergency tracheotomy kit. Within seconds, the girl was breathing again. She was scared out of her mind, and her throat was still swollen shut, but she could breathe.
And that was how, later that day, Margaret found herself sitting at a table in one of the most exclusive restaurants on the planet, awaiting what was surely to be one of the best steaks she would ever eat. Xenoth had demanded that the woman who saved his granddaughter's life return for dinner that evening. She was to be treated to the finest meal they served, a dry aged prime rib that had spent the last year being lovingly cared for.
His only regret was that he couldn't bump another reservation to make a place for her, but there was a reservation for a party of one that evening, and he assured her that it wasn't unheard of to combine tables to save space.
Hopefully, whoever ended up joining her for supper that night would make for pleasant company. It would be a shame for such a spectacular meal to be ruined by boorish company.
[member="Orion Darkstar"]