In this series I seek to give all the bountiful wisdom that resides between my two ears. (Yes, I have two. Thank you for asking.) Some times this wisdom will be distilled into a single short statement, and other times into rambling nonsensical colloquialism filled diatribe. (Yes, I googled diatribe to insure I used it properly, and while not really meaning it I am running with it. So there.)
Lesson #1:
Don't bug people.

Thank you for reading today's lesson.
May your bahooty be slapped well.
Rock on wild stallions.