Major Faction Intel Wars | Faction Leaders Announce Six-Way Merge to Defeat Bryn'adul

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Breaking News:

The Worm Emperor declares the second canonized Saint - Atlan Jonus, hereby named the Saint of Truth.

Further investigation found the announcement was made by two ewoks standing on the others shoulders, with a black robe and spray painted Halloween mask; but is still considered a reliable source.

Fun fact:

Ingrid has been working on this since mid / late November, since Bryn attacked the Eternal Empire. That’s why she became PoW and allowed herself to be captured at Serenno.

get rekt scrubs

... are the highest echelons of Sith Imperial government simply cashing out?

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Puts on his rotten Adrian Vandiir hat for a moment. "These allegations of money laundering are slanderous in the extreme, but will of course be examined with due diligence. I know this to be true because a close friend of mine is investigating them personally!"

And I wasn't invited.

Just remember, when the Sith are sending their people, they aren't sending their best....

Fake news. I would never wear trousers in public.

This almost makes me want to let you win that defamation case against me, Mr. Jonus. Almost.

Ugh, leave it to Intel Wars to keep putting my face on everything involving the Silver Jedi. What's a guy gotta do to frikkin' retire up in here?

Thank the gods this "news" outlet doesn't reach Midvinter.