[quote name="Tsavong Kraal" post="486250" timestamp="1409008189" date="Today, 07:09 PM"]



You're clicking around on the Holonet, bored out of your mind. Suddenly, a new holomail arrives in your inbox.​

"NEW BLOG POST BY QUAGGLE."

You click it.​

"Hey there viewers! Quaggle McQuaggly here again, celebrity blog poster for the critically acclaimed Sithy Leaks website! You might know some of my previous work, like "What's Really Going On At McYoda's" and "Daritha's Watches: Just who is he watching?". Well today I've got a new juicy leak - you might have heard rumor of it, but we've got the first official leak RIGHT HERE ON SITHY LEAKS! As you know, the ongoing war between the Republic and the One Sith met a stand still, but as of this morning the managers of Sithy Leaks obtained this leaked footage and released it to the press for public viewing.

The following footage is not intended for younglings under the age of 14."

There is a link below the post.​

You hesitantly click it, expecting your Horton Antivirus to alarm in anticipation of falware.​

The screen turns blue and hums. A holovid begins to play.​

"CITIZENS OF THE KNOWN GALAXY," a deep voice bellows. "THE TIME FOR THE REPUBLIC HEGEMONY HAS COME TO AN END."

The screen focuses and the bizarre footage of a Yuuzhan Vong comes into view, tattooes adorning his face.​

Serpents begin slithering in the foreground, but you can't quite make out what they are.​

"THE SENATE HAS BECOME A STALWART DEFENDER OF CORRUPTION AND CRIMINALITY," You turn the volume down. "WE WISH TO SET YOU FREE."

"FREE OF THE CHAINS OF THE INEFFECTUAL JEDI."

"FREE OF TYRANNY AND SUBJUGATION."

The video crackled.​

"CORUSCANT KNOWS PEACE."

Crackling.​

"SOON SHALL YOU."

Green eyes glimmered just before goes black. Red font appears at the bottom of the screen.​

SET LOOSE YOUR SHACKLES OF THE REPUBLICAN EMPIRE.


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"Quaggle here again! So that's the video. Crazy huh! Well, despite this randomness, we did some digging, and in the hardcoded binary of the video there's apparently a contact number! What is this, the One Sith Toll Free Hotline? Well, we called it and it was an answering droid, who responded:

"ANY MAN, WOMAN OR CHILD WHO CAN FIGHT - COME TO WAR WITH US AGAINST THE REPUBLIC.

YOU HAVE 13 DAYS."

And then it beeps, and waits for your to leave a message.

That's all folks, See you next time on Sithy Leaks.

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OOC

Any mercenary/bounty hunter, the One Sith invites you to participate in one of the largest raids ever conducted on the criminally derelict nation of the Republic.​

You will paid handsomely in return for your services, as well as whatever you can take.​

More information, including Invasion details and what to do therein, will be divulged upon user application. But remember, professional discretion is advised!​

PM [member="Tsavong Kraal"] for more details.​
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