Dear Morons,
DO NOT CLOSE THIS MESSAGE UNTIL YOU'VE READ IT ALL
It will delete itself off your datapad once you do.
So look, it was a bit of a disaster, but I think there's a couple things we can all take away from the last few days.
The canth will be in-season by the end of the week, which means the fishers come back, which means we make some actual money on the up-and-up.
First thing I'd like to impress upon us all: NONE OF YOU are too good for kitchen work and I WILL GUT THE NEXT ONE OF YOU that leaves me to fend off the lunch rush on my own.
Right, next thing. NONE OF YOU have a passkey to get into warehouses Two through Four. Those of you that do have a passkey... NO. YOU DON'T.
If anyone asks, I am the ONLY ONE who can get into Two, Three, and Four. If we can't make this work, I really will be the only one with a passkey.
Now, I know that it doesn't matter what I tell you. You mooks will always jabber on as to who our regular clients might be.
Your speculation is harmless SO LONG AS you never let ME, A CLIENT, OR A CUSTOMER hear your stupid guessing.
If you can't follow this instruction: those of you with ears, I'll pull them off. Those of you without ears, I'll get creative.
And finally, THE MOST IMPORTANT THING is that as of today we have a new and updated cargo redlist.
- Roble
- FDS (or just 'Fiora')
- ShSw (or just 'Skunkworks')
- Moonveil
- EREX (especially fething this one!!!)
Items on the redlist are not to be handled without my supervision or direct instruction. These clients pay for discretion so IF YOU SAW ANYTHING, NO YOU DIDN'T.
And, of course, never touch anything that says Erex on it, unless you want to end up like Karpo: ugly and dead. Not a great combination.
On the upside of things, we've all got a fat raise and a lot of fat new jobs coming our way if we can manage to get our shit together.
Keep our doors locked, keep your eyes open, keep your mouths shut. Let's get to it.
-T
