Last Joke Wins

[Matreya]

Everyone gets to play, everyone can post jokes, but the last one wins!

Wanna hear a joke?

WNBA

I won!

 

[Abelain Narv'uk]

[member="Fos Misao"]
How do you kill a Southern vampire?

Country fried stake.

I win.

 

[Matreya]

[member="Abelain Narv'uk"]
Patient: Doctor help me please, every time I drink a cup of coffee I get this intense stinging in my eye.

Doctor: I suggest you remove the spoon before drinking.


I win

 

[Abelain Narv'uk]

[member="Fos Misao"]
How did the Vikings communicate?

Through Norse code.

I win.

 

[Matreya]

[member="Abelain Narv'uk"]
Lmao!


What's clear and smells like red paint? Chloroform.


Shhhhhh.


I win

 

[NightSister]

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson are going camping. They pitch their tent under the stars and go to sleep. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes Watson up and says, "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce."
Watson replies, "I see millions of stars and even if a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like Earth, and if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life."
And Holmes says, "Watson, you idiot, it means someone's stolen our tent."

Apparently it's the world's funniest joke. So I win.

 

[Matreya]

Rofl!

A lion would never cheat on his wife...

But a Tiger Wood

I win

 

[Setzi Lunelle]

All of my x's live in Texas, but the rest of my consonants live in Llanfairpwllgwyngyll.

#dadjoke

#madeitup

I win!

 

[Matreya]

Just changed my Facebook name to ‘No one' so when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say ‘No one likes this'.

I win.

 

[Armand Temi]

A friend said this to me yesterday and it made me laugh:

"We need to get Freud some new shoes, it seems he's always slipping."

#easilyamused

 

[Saran Drast]

Why was Civil Disobedience such a well-written essay?

Thoreau editing

 

[Kana Truden]

My life.

 

[Benji]

Raditz in Super Saiyan Blue.

I win and in the oddest way so far.

 

[Saran Drast]

What do you call ten thousand Sith at the bottom of the sea?

A good start

 

[Ula Kaddo]

It's not that the man didn't know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

#badpuns #notsorry

I win.

 

[Matreya]

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because it has a silent pee.

Wait... that's lame...

What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything.

No.... Okay here we go. Pun jokes.

What kind of bees make milk instead of honey? Boobies.



I win

 

[Saran Drast]

What happened when the winds blew through the castle windows?

Sleepless Knights

 

[Caspian Rekali]

Why shouldn't you play poker in the Savanna?

Because there are too many cheetahs there.

I win.

 

[Lucien Galtier]

When did Anakin lean to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

 

[Matreya]

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn’t try milking it.