Time for Kally!

[Kalinai Soluza]

YES!

I am here!

Empress Kalinai, Pirate Queen and ruler of the universe!

...Well, I'm getting there.

Anyway, hi! It is time for my glorious appearance.

 

[Kaia Za'tire]

Welcome, Pirate Queen!

I'm betting Callum will be here to try to pick you up any minute now.

 

[Alli Wren]

but I thought I was special....

 

[Kalinai Soluza]

I am more special!

For I am the Empress of the universe!

Well...probably not.

Callum? Pfft...I kicked his father in the nuts 800 years ago.

Or something.

 

[Alli Wren]

lol are you now.. well I will sell you tools to help you become Empress of the universe. (welcome by the way)

 

[Kaia Za'tire]

Unfortunately, Alli, you're not unique when it comes to Callum.

Well, that's not true. You're definitely unique for a time, until he gets distracted by something else new and shiny.

You kicked Dad in the nuts? So that explains why he has that high-pitched tone sometimes. I'm not sure Mom will appreciate knowing that, though.

Either way, welcome Empress of the Universe!

 

[Silvia Starfire]

Can I be a follower of the wonderful empress.. I seem to lack an active crew....

 

[Kalinai Soluza]

Sure! I have a pirate ship, a full cabinet of liquor (I don't drink it makes me hyperactive) and a small barrel organ!

 

[Kassey Draclau]

KALI!

Can I borrow your foot?

 

[Kalinai Soluza]

Oh ho!

Even 800 years later in a different universe you've not forgotten that!

Sure, you do need a LEG UP after all!

 

[Noxu Za'tire]

... I just had to come see this for myself.

Welp, this is going to get interesting.

 

[Kalinai Soluza]

HI NOXU!

*Kicks Noxu in the groin.* That's for stealing my cactus!

 

[Isis Draclau]

Who's cactus?

 

[Kalinai Soluza]

MINE!

So, you're Seth's kid are you? Me and Sith go way back. Yeah...

Like this time he had this gun and like blew up these cars. Yeah.

Also, you remind me of someone else. Oh yeah...aha. You remind me of my pet rock Rocky!

 

[Kaia Za'tire]

You're interesting, Kali.

I've heard terrible and scary stories of some sort of Primrose the Pineapple that wants to rule all living beings. You wouldn't happen to know about any of that, would you?

 

[Disciple]

Oh... it's you.

 

[Kalinai Soluza]

Discy me old melon!

Yes, Primrose rose to power and conquered the galaxy in a parallel universe. I am here to warn you all! Doom. DOOOOOOM!

 

[Isis Draclau]

I remind you of a...rock?

 

[Kalinai Soluza]

Yes! You're very craggy. And...well, you have a smile JUST LIKE Rocky.

 

[Siobhan Kerrigan]

Kali! Hi.