Watcher Three
Broken Replica

You are invited to Typhoon Manor...
... to partake in the festivities of a centuries-old Virgillian holiday that nobody remembers the name of, but involves paintball*.
Enjoy the scenic view from the manor, the variety of stores and food in the nearby town, and the sound of weapons full of paint* firing across the various courtyards and streets. In addition to all the lovely trappings of the local society, meet the diverse array of people who fly through the Virgillia system for fun and profit on a regular basis.
So, come to lovely Virgillia for a few days of fun and excitement, followed by horrible hangovers** and possibly bastard children**, if you have poor judgement skills. We await your reply to this invitation eagerly***.
*Typhoon Squadron takes no responsibility for injury by flying paintballs. If you are injured, oh well.
**Similarly, your hangovers and bastard children are not our problem.
***Seriously, you rich bastards make us a lot of money every year. Don't be sticks in the mud.