Blew up the chicken man in Philly last night
Run through the very most reputable auctioneering services, a process of unimpeachable respectability, all items of impeccably verified provenance — on behalf of Captain Jerec Asyr, ladies and gentlemen!
LOT A: Grab bag of five assorted Jedi lightsabers, mildly bloodstained and fully functional, sentimental value. Starting bid: 5,000 UC
LOT B: A DNA sample from a member of the Galactic Alliance's Jedi Council. Starting bid: 20,000 UC
LOT C: Recent footage obtained by a licensed bounty hunter from a large, secret meeting of a Jedi insurgency. Lot C comes complete with system, planetary and regional coordinates, as well as facial recognition data for 47% of attendees, index of posted bounties for identified attendees, and a piece of technology that allows for visual perception of recent events. Starting bid: 250,000 UC
- All bidders' identities are secret.
- However, all bids (monetary and in kind) are visible to all bidders.
- This auction is remote; no bidders or lots are 'on site.'
LOT A: Grab bag of five assorted Jedi lightsabers, mildly bloodstained and fully functional, sentimental value. Starting bid: 5,000 UC
LOT B: A DNA sample from a member of the Galactic Alliance's Jedi Council. Starting bid: 20,000 UC
LOT C: Recent footage obtained by a licensed bounty hunter from a large, secret meeting of a Jedi insurgency. Lot C comes complete with system, planetary and regional coordinates, as well as facial recognition data for 47% of attendees, index of posted bounties for identified attendees, and a piece of technology that allows for visual perception of recent events. Starting bid: 250,000 UC
- Standing price for the Jedi and their friends to remove this lot from the auction, as previously communicated, first come first served: 4.0 million UC
- Standing price for anyone else to remove this lot from the auction, first come first served: 2.0 million UC
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