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Approved Tech Stri'agra™

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Ashin Varanin

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Intent: A temporary anti-aging medication, in a sense
Development Thread: No
Manufacturer: Chiewab Amalgamated Pharmaceuticals Company
Model: Polydiazatran Hexagaron
Affiliation: Open market
Modularity: No
Production: Mass-produced
Material: Proprietary pharmaceutical
Description: Stri'agra™ is an extremely powerful and popular pharmaceutical designed to combat the effects of ageing in men. Marketing campaigns focus on virility and Mandalorian imagery, and Rally Master @[member="Strider Garon"] has become known as the face of Stri'agra™. The brand name is attributed to Field Marshal @[member="Ordo"].

The primary effect of the medication is to overcome low blood pressure and other peripheral circulatory issues. Thoroughly field tested by dedicated Mandalorians, Stri'agra™ is free from significant side effects. If circulatory vitality persists for more than six hours, contact your local health care provider.

Stri'agra™ is available in pill form, and takes effect within half a standard hour. One is often enough. For the dedicated and discreet Mandalorian, however, it is also available as a stim, and is compatible with adrenal stims.

Testimonials are available from the Nightsisters of Dathomir.
 
This whole thing reads as a giant euphemism. :)

So, when you say "low blood pressure", I take it to mean that you don't actually mean low BP, but rather a vasodilator that helps with the "performance" of men? Because most men suffer from high blood pressure at increasing ages, not low, and thus something that increases BP would be detrimental, medically.

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