Tanith Alde
Your Highness
Terrible, when it comes to shooting I'm just terrible
I shot at 210 rebels and didn't hit a single guy
I couldn't hit the Death Star while on the Death Star
I'd probably shoot my foot and then I'd cry
A terrible shot am I
Back when I was just a teen
Growing up on Tatooine
Beggar's Canyon was my scene
But my aim was really bad
Couldn't bullseye a womp rat
With my trusty T-16
This made me a little stressed
More than just a bit depressed
Drowned my tears in Anchorhead
There I met a man named Biggs
Said he had the perfect gig
To put me to the test
And just when I thought that I was screwed
He said "I've got the perfect job for you!"
"You do?"
You will be terrible, when it comes to shooting you're just terrible
You'll shoot at 210 Gungans and not a single one will die
We'll get the last laugh on Palpatine's ass
By building him an army of guys
So terrible
am I!
I'll shoot at you at you from foot or two
and much to your surprise
I'll miss you
Yet I'll still die
I'll miss you
Yet I'll still find a way to die!
I shot at 210 rebels and didn't hit a single guy
I couldn't hit the Death Star while on the Death Star
I'd probably shoot my foot and then I'd cry
A terrible shot am I
Back when I was just a teen
Growing up on Tatooine
Beggar's Canyon was my scene
But my aim was really bad
Couldn't bullseye a womp rat
With my trusty T-16
This made me a little stressed
More than just a bit depressed
Drowned my tears in Anchorhead
There I met a man named Biggs
Said he had the perfect gig
To put me to the test
And just when I thought that I was screwed
He said "I've got the perfect job for you!"
"You do?"
You will be terrible, when it comes to shooting you're just terrible
You'll shoot at 210 Gungans and not a single one will die
We'll get the last laugh on Palpatine's ass
By building him an army of guys
So terrible
am I!
I'll shoot at you at you from foot or two
and much to your surprise
I'll miss you
Yet I'll still die
I'll miss you
Yet I'll still find a way to die!