Star Wars Recast

[Darth Vandin]

That was in the palace.

 

[Zev Stargo]

Star Wars Prequels, ultimate reboot

Episode I
Jar Jar - Tom Green (think Road Trip)

Obiwan - Mike Myers (You've got to use the force baby)

QuiGon - I like Neeson right where he is

Queen Amadala - Queen Latifah

Viceroy - Adam West

Palpatine - Patrick Stewart

Darth Maul - A resurrected Bruce Lee

Boss Nass - Kevin James

Watto - Lewis Black

Yoda - Little Man from Jackass

Mace - Denzel Washington

 

[Darth Vandin]

That'd be pretty sick, I admit.

 

[Daxton Bane]

Are you sure Denzel and not Chris Rock?

 

[Reyven Samoth]

...There's a special hell, Zev. >.>

 

[Jorn Mair]

That would be a goot starwars. Expecaly since you have little man.

 

[Daxton Bane]

Peewee Herman as Emperor Palpatine. Both creepy and strangely appropriate.

 

[Darth Vandin]

I still think Rowan Atkinson was the best one.

 

[Akaan'ade Be'Solus]

I still think Rowan Atkinson was the best one.

*Bows*

 

[Zev Stargo]

Star Wars Prequels, Ultimate Reboot

...There's a special hell, Zev. >.>

Are you sure Denzel and not Chris Rock?

Don't worry Chris has a place


Episode II
(original Actors from last movie not included)

Anakin - Keanu Reeves

Jango Fett - Daniel Creig (Really liked the original actor though)

Boba Fett - Joshua Peck

Count Dooku - Seth MacFarlane

Elan (Deathstick dealer) - Charlie Sheen (Would be a nice cameo)

Taun We - Christian Stewart (Has the skin for it, might need to dull the character down a bit)

Poogle the Lesser - Jon Voight

Bail Organa - Vin Diesel

Captain Typho -Samual L Jackson (Pulp Fictionized)

C-3P0 - Matt Stone

R2D2 - Tray Parker

Dexter - John Goodman

 

[Genet'orar Detta]

Jango Fett was one of the worst things about the prequels. Because they took his garbage voice acting and dubbed it over the original, evil-incarnate voice acting that Wingreen did.

 

[Daxton Bane]

I want to add Carrot Top and David Blane there somewhere.

 

[Teynara Jeralyr]

Cast of the West Wing replacing the cast of Star Wars. Josh as Anakin, Leo as Obi-Wan, let's have Donna as Amidala, any of the Republicans as Emperor (maybe Senator Vinick?). Oh, and Toby as a very cynical Mace Windu ("You'll tempt the wrath of the whatever from high atop the thing!"). It'd be good.

 

[Zev Stargo]

Star Wars, Ultimate Reboot

Episode III

General Grevious - The Robot from Lost in Space

Chewbaca - Macho Man Randy Savage

Youngling who talks to Anakin before being slaughtered - Justin Bieber (just for the satisfaction of knowing he got slaughtered.)


Episode IV

Luke Skywalker - Matt Damon

Leia Amidala - Megan Fox (Oh yeah, that's the good stuff)

Uncle Owen - Robert Denero

Aunt Beru (?) - Ugly Betty

Darth Vader (voice) - Arnold Schwarzenegger (GET TO DA DEATH STA!)

Obi-wan - Ian McKellen

Han Solo - Clint Eastwood

Chewbaca - Macho Man Randy Savage

Grand Moff Tarken - Larry King

Porkins - Rosan Barr