[member="Phylis Alince"]
So far Siobhan had come up with a variety of ways to murder the Jedi Knight in front of her. It would be so simple to just snap his neck by merely thinking about it. Or she could make his heart stop with her mind. Alas doing so would be...counterproductive. The same applied to removing his tongue. Or ramming one of her leather boots into his groin. Once again she was reminded of one of the many reasons she had left the Jedi.
"The rehabilitation programme will cleanse your mind and purify your body. It will show you the path to the Light and thus to a fulfilling, virtuous life in service to the greater good," the Jedi droned on, speaking with the certainty of the righteous who had probably never faced his inner darkness before.
"Look, Jedi, cut it. I'm not here for your phony rehabilitation programme or to join your Order. I'm here to see a friend. Master Alince," Siobhan said gruffly with as much patience as she could muster.
However, the Jedi was not buying it. She had the feeling that she could see pity in his eyes. "The Dark Side inevitably corrupts anyone who uses it. 'Once you walk down the dark path, forever it will dominate your destiny.' Its slaves do not have friends and Master Alince woul never associate with a darksider. Now, you only need to sign here and then we can take you to temporary confinement in a ysalamiri bubble while the council reviews your case. Then the council will interview you and as part of your rehabilitation you will be assigned to the AgriCorps to pursue..."
Siobhan held up her hand, breaking the flow of words. "Wait, that's your programme? For every rogue no matter whether she's a willing defector, a Dark Jedi who has committed no real crimes or a heinous Sith who had a 'change of heart' after being captured? It's crude, self-defeating and easily fooled. Never mind the ridiculousness of letting someone stew for a week before actually questioning them. And AgriCorps is a waste of time. If someone has important intel or skills, you want to use it, not let them waste time ploughing the fields and growing crops. Never mind the fact that AgriCorps is the dumping ground for failures. Caring for an animal for a couple weeks does not magically make you good." After all, Siobhan was the happy owner of a Jester!
The Jedi puffed himself up, clearly displeased at her lack of insight. "You...there is no emotion, there is peace. Our goal is to redeem the Fallen and make sure any darksider who claims to turn a new leaf really has had a change of heart. The Jedi Order must remain a strong dam to stem the tide of darkness..."
"Yes, and have you wondered why so many people have left you? Fourth Great Schism. Putting them all in the same box as Daella is not winning you any favours. Same applies to the circus you call the senate. Save your sanctimony for the choir," Siobhan said with a shrug. The urge to just choke the Jedi was strong but...Phylis would not like it and Siobhan was just a bit obsessed with her. Likewise Tegaea disliked random darkside murder acts as well. There you go, dear reader, entirely self-interested reasons for restraint! After all, Siobhan was inherently selfish, not stupid. "Anyhow, I have a friend to visit," she said and without a further word gripped her cane and simply walked past him.