Falun Shah
The Professor
Light shone in bright rays through the tall windows. The men, dressed lavishly, strode down the hallway and talked amongst themselves.
"How did you find the evening?" asked one to the other.
"Dreadful. Conferences like these bore me to tears," said Falun. His cane preceded each deliberate step.
"To lecture mathematics before the imperial court is a privilege." he replied.
"And they were just as bored as I."
A junction in the hallway, marked with a bronze bust of some long-dead conqueror, met their path. The group of scholars turned one direction, but the Pau'an marched the opposite.
"Won't you be joining us for dinner?" asked one of them in his sniveling voice that drove Falun mad.
"No, thank you. I have another meeting to attend, and I shan't be late for this one."
~
The imperial guardsman approached where Falun sat on a velvet couch. The guard watched him scrawl illegible equations onto his outstretched arm with a fountain pen, tracing over symbols and numbers that had been written there for years on end. Falun replaced his arm into its sleeve upon his escort's approach.
"Apologies for the wait, Professor Shah. The Empress will be ready for you in just a moment. Is there anything I can get for you in the meantime?"
"How long, exactly, is 'a moment'?" asked Falun through his razor teeth.
"Not long, sir. The Empress is attending another meeting at the moment."
"Again with the 'moment'. So imprecise, so fleeting. Do you refer to a moment in our terms, which can mean anything, truthfully? Or perhaps a moment as it would pass to a moth and I should expect her any second? Or, and I do hope not, a moment in the scale of our galaxy's lifetime, in which I should expect to be aged into a cloud of cosmic dust before we even meet?"
The guard gave him a queer look. His charge waved him off, dismissively.
"Never mind, then. I'll take one hundred twenty-two millimeters of water."
Falun returned to his note-taking, but the guard remained standing there, apparently unsure of how to proceed.
"Should I be more specific, then?"
"One hundred twenty-two millimeters, sir?"
"Yes," said Falun, his voice frustrated. "I need approximately eight-tenths a liter of water per standard day to properly function. I've traveled seven hundred forty-six meters since arriving at the complex this afternoon, given two lectures, and will imminently be meeting one of the most powerful figures in the Empire. I'd appreciate some water."
The young escort walked off and returned with a glass of water. Falun inspected it. Both men knew that is wasn't measured to his specifications, neither man actually cared. He sipped his water and looked back.
"Tell me, do I make you nervous? Or perhaps upset?" asked Falun.
"Uhm, no, sir," lied the guard. "Why?"
"Well, it's just that the average human man at your age takes sixteen breathes per minute. As we spoke just now, I noted that you had taken thirty-one breathes. Why is that?"
The guard took a step back. "I, uh, really don't know." Just then, the door unlocked and another guardsman stepped out, nodded at the escort, and stepped back inside.
"The Empress is ready to see you now, sir," said the guard with relief washing his face.
"Ninety-eight seconds. It would seem our moment has passed."
~
"Presenting, your highness, Professor Shah of the Imperial University of Coruscant."
The steward introduced him with such gusto that Falun felt compelled to hire him as a morning bell. He noted that the room was not likely the traditional throne room, rather an ornate conference room filled with guards, stewards, secretaries, and of course, the Empress- small in stature but obviously in total control of everything around her.
Falun bowed low and waited to be addressed.
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"How did you find the evening?" asked one to the other.
"Dreadful. Conferences like these bore me to tears," said Falun. His cane preceded each deliberate step.
"To lecture mathematics before the imperial court is a privilege." he replied.
"And they were just as bored as I."
A junction in the hallway, marked with a bronze bust of some long-dead conqueror, met their path. The group of scholars turned one direction, but the Pau'an marched the opposite.
"Won't you be joining us for dinner?" asked one of them in his sniveling voice that drove Falun mad.
"No, thank you. I have another meeting to attend, and I shan't be late for this one."
~
The imperial guardsman approached where Falun sat on a velvet couch. The guard watched him scrawl illegible equations onto his outstretched arm with a fountain pen, tracing over symbols and numbers that had been written there for years on end. Falun replaced his arm into its sleeve upon his escort's approach.
"Apologies for the wait, Professor Shah. The Empress will be ready for you in just a moment. Is there anything I can get for you in the meantime?"
"How long, exactly, is 'a moment'?" asked Falun through his razor teeth.
"Not long, sir. The Empress is attending another meeting at the moment."
"Again with the 'moment'. So imprecise, so fleeting. Do you refer to a moment in our terms, which can mean anything, truthfully? Or perhaps a moment as it would pass to a moth and I should expect her any second? Or, and I do hope not, a moment in the scale of our galaxy's lifetime, in which I should expect to be aged into a cloud of cosmic dust before we even meet?"
The guard gave him a queer look. His charge waved him off, dismissively.
"Never mind, then. I'll take one hundred twenty-two millimeters of water."
Falun returned to his note-taking, but the guard remained standing there, apparently unsure of how to proceed.
"Should I be more specific, then?"
"One hundred twenty-two millimeters, sir?"
"Yes," said Falun, his voice frustrated. "I need approximately eight-tenths a liter of water per standard day to properly function. I've traveled seven hundred forty-six meters since arriving at the complex this afternoon, given two lectures, and will imminently be meeting one of the most powerful figures in the Empire. I'd appreciate some water."
The young escort walked off and returned with a glass of water. Falun inspected it. Both men knew that is wasn't measured to his specifications, neither man actually cared. He sipped his water and looked back.
"Tell me, do I make you nervous? Or perhaps upset?" asked Falun.
"Uhm, no, sir," lied the guard. "Why?"
"Well, it's just that the average human man at your age takes sixteen breathes per minute. As we spoke just now, I noted that you had taken thirty-one breathes. Why is that?"
The guard took a step back. "I, uh, really don't know." Just then, the door unlocked and another guardsman stepped out, nodded at the escort, and stepped back inside.
"The Empress is ready to see you now, sir," said the guard with relief washing his face.
"Ninety-eight seconds. It would seem our moment has passed."
~
"Presenting, your highness, Professor Shah of the Imperial University of Coruscant."
The steward introduced him with such gusto that Falun felt compelled to hire him as a morning bell. He noted that the room was not likely the traditional throne room, rather an ornate conference room filled with guards, stewards, secretaries, and of course, the Empress- small in stature but obviously in total control of everything around her.
Falun bowed low and waited to be addressed.
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