Official announcement

[Solariel Eldara]

I am God. I always have been, but whatever. You knew that. I ignored your prayers for a reason. Emberli was on his knees in front of me. I had to pay attention to him and finish...

 

[Carbon]

It just got really gay in here.

 

[Delila Castillon]

......I thought Hamish was your lover Em?

 

[Solariel Eldara]

I'm not the one on my knees...

 

[Carbon]

......I thought Hamish was your lover Em?
He is. Julius just has a hard on for me for some reason.It sucks when I'm polishing his shoes because he can order me around and he turns it into a blowjob joke.

 

[Solariel Eldara]

I should never have become a Catholic Priest....

 

[Carbon]

That explains everything.

 

[Solariel Eldara]

Our Father... who ART in heaven...

 

[Carbon]

Hahahahaha. Damnit, Jules.

 

[Delila Castillon]

Em isn't a ten year old though

 

[Solariel Eldara]

Why do you think I keep my eyes closed?

 

[Delila Castillon]

^ Ba-Zing!

 

[Carbon]

I don't understand how a six and a half foot tall man with a neckbeard and 260 lbs of muscle can be turned into a 10 year old even with your eyes closed.

 

[Solariel Eldara]

Because the only thing touching me is lips.

 

[Carbon]

Nope, don't get it.

 

[Solariel Eldara]

Come here... I'll show you. *enters a confessional in the back of the church*

 

[Carbon]

Yeah, i'm going to pass.

 

[Louise]

This is so hot.

 

[Solariel Eldara]

*half smirks*

 

[Soliath Devin Talith]

Its getting hot in here