Factory Judge
Location: Steps Of The Senate, Coruscant
Mid-interview, sunlight dawns upon a single blue Senator speaking with a smile to a Rodian journalist and her camera crew.
"Thank you for that question, ma'am. We want to TRIPLE underscore that we're coming to Hero Park peacefully, but whether we are given permits or not, we are coming." Fal was smoking a cigarette on the steps of the Senate building, with a portable ash tray in his right hand that his finger seemed to metronomically tap. With all the confidence and swagger in the world, the firebrand junior Senator from Iskadrell flashed his bright white teeth at the camera lens while listening for the reporter's next question.
"This is the 'GORERILLA ARMY' you're referring to, currently trending on Spacebook?"
"Those are the revolution's most loyal fans, that's what they call themselves, yes." Fal laughed, his eyes darting off to the side as he scratched the stubble on his cheek. "But there's many people affected by the Establishment's corruption and inefficiency. Those without a place in this Galaxy, those tired and poor and huddled masses of the discarded. They want a voice, they've yearned for a voice, and with the revolution they're finding one."
"Tell us more about this 'revolution' you keep referring to, and what you mean by it."
"Well, take a look at our problems, this age of our strife, in today's society. Our leaders breed weakness. The MAW sees it, taking more and more. The Empire sees it, and now they're what - just forcibly annexing our sovereign territory? Why now? Why are all of our enemies so brazen? And why are they increasing in number? Our economy is full tilt. Traffic congestion on Coruscant, Denon, all time high. How long is the blue collar worker's commute? Why are coaxium prices so force-damned high? Why is the rent so goddamned high? I want the answer to these questions. I want to address these questions. And I would love to do it, as our Founders intended, through our Representative's Democratic Republic. Free and fair.
But we're not getting these answers, and our representatives are off cadoodlin' with their celebrity, Jedi, and MegaCorp friends. Stuffing their faces with privilege and gluttony. So, when I get asked, what's the Revolution about, Fal. Why're you guys so angry, what are you trying to achieve?
Something real, ma'am. We're finding our courage. Real revolution, and real change.
...We might have to hurt someone's feelings."
"Are you worried about an overreaction from the police?"
Fal flashed his smile again.
"We have demands, Senate. They can't ignore them now.
We demand to be heard.
ONE PERSON, ONE VOICE. No more Corpos, executives, suits. No more quid pro quo. No more selling out your base for personal political favors and greed. NO MORE! We want one person, one voice. One droid, one voice. One man, one voice. One woman, one voice. One person, one voice."
A dribble and glowing came from the back of the crowd, and Fal began laughing. "Yes, and one rock, one voice!" he responded to the silicon life form that yelled out. "We are all one voice. We are the revolution. I've been asked several times by the propagandists, my co-workers, the talking heads. How long are you going to stay out there?
AS LONG AS IT TAKES.
They will have to take me away in handcuffs. Put me on the ground, in the mud. Rub my face in it. I can take it. I was born down there, and we can't sink any lower. But I'll be back, again, and again, and again. We have demands, Senate. You can't ignore us. Not one day longer. NOW, TODAY, TONIGHT. NOW, NOW, NOW. We have to make a change, these people want a change. We want it peacefully, we came here to protest peacefully, to demonstrate to you that we are the MANY. There's more of us than there ever will be of you, and we have found our voice.
And our demands are simple. Legalize murder. More jobs. Free the misdemeanors. Lower the rent. Free the murderers. Lower the coaxium prices. Free the orphans to come join our army to defend us. EXPEL THE CORRUPT ESTABLISHMENT. Get rid of that Chancellor and her cronies, vote them OUT, and have them come out and debate. They won't debate, though. They depend on the corrupt process, the Establishment, to keep them in. Shady backrooms making deals, buttering palms. Kissing ass.
They've grown so confident, they only fear one thing. You."
Fal pointed to the crowd.
"You and me, and this microphone. That's what they fear, and they'll shut us down. They don't want us to talk, because they know they'll lose. They know if we keep it a FREE and FAIR election, they'll lose. That's why they're hiding. That's why they just assume positions of power with little mention to this Republic. They want to hand the baton down, to choose their successors. WE'RE TIRED OF IT.
And we're here now.
And I'm not karkin' leaving. We'll be having some more jizz music and drum circles in about an hour, we just need some time to set up. There's a band of taco speeders around the block, closer to the picket line, if anyone's hungry - the sauce is particularly fire. I'll see you all around the park! I can't wait to shake your hands. GORERILLA ARMY. DIAMOND HANDS. GANG GANG. G-UNIT. MY NAME IS FAL GORE, AND I'M RUNNING FOR CHANCELLOR. FOUR YEARS OF MORE GORE."
Mid-interview, sunlight dawns upon a single blue Senator speaking with a smile to a Rodian journalist and her camera crew.
"Thank you for that question, ma'am. We want to TRIPLE underscore that we're coming to Hero Park peacefully, but whether we are given permits or not, we are coming." Fal was smoking a cigarette on the steps of the Senate building, with a portable ash tray in his right hand that his finger seemed to metronomically tap. With all the confidence and swagger in the world, the firebrand junior Senator from Iskadrell flashed his bright white teeth at the camera lens while listening for the reporter's next question.
"This is the 'GORERILLA ARMY' you're referring to, currently trending on Spacebook?"
"Those are the revolution's most loyal fans, that's what they call themselves, yes." Fal laughed, his eyes darting off to the side as he scratched the stubble on his cheek. "But there's many people affected by the Establishment's corruption and inefficiency. Those without a place in this Galaxy, those tired and poor and huddled masses of the discarded. They want a voice, they've yearned for a voice, and with the revolution they're finding one."
"Tell us more about this 'revolution' you keep referring to, and what you mean by it."
"Well, take a look at our problems, this age of our strife, in today's society. Our leaders breed weakness. The MAW sees it, taking more and more. The Empire sees it, and now they're what - just forcibly annexing our sovereign territory? Why now? Why are all of our enemies so brazen? And why are they increasing in number? Our economy is full tilt. Traffic congestion on Coruscant, Denon, all time high. How long is the blue collar worker's commute? Why are coaxium prices so force-damned high? Why is the rent so goddamned high? I want the answer to these questions. I want to address these questions. And I would love to do it, as our Founders intended, through our Representative's Democratic Republic. Free and fair.
But we're not getting these answers, and our representatives are off cadoodlin' with their celebrity, Jedi, and MegaCorp friends. Stuffing their faces with privilege and gluttony. So, when I get asked, what's the Revolution about, Fal. Why're you guys so angry, what are you trying to achieve?
Something real, ma'am. We're finding our courage. Real revolution, and real change.
...We might have to hurt someone's feelings."
"Are you worried about an overreaction from the police?"
Fal flashed his smile again.
#OCCUPY
GORESTREET
The First Night Of #OCCUPYGORESTREET
Hero Park Mall, Coruscant.
"I've never been more proud to be an Ally," Senator Fal Gore shouted to the crowd. "Your voices are as golden, as beautiful to me as an orchestra of jizz music.
THIS IS WHAT REVOLUTION LOOKS LIKE!"
The crowd roared. Many in the crowd were wearing G-Unit and #GORERILLA shirts and apparel. A large bouncing ball of a depiction of a gorilla with Fal's face and diamond hands was slowly floating through the crowd. The Senator was standing on a brightly lit makeshift stage near the center of the park, his sleeves rolled up, sweat permeating through his white dress shirt as he ran his hands through his jet black jerry curls.GORESTREET

The First Night Of #OCCUPYGORESTREET
Hero Park Mall, Coruscant.
"I've never been more proud to be an Ally," Senator Fal Gore shouted to the crowd. "Your voices are as golden, as beautiful to me as an orchestra of jizz music.
THIS IS WHAT REVOLUTION LOOKS LIKE!"
"We have demands, Senate. They can't ignore them now.
We demand to be heard.
ONE PERSON, ONE VOICE. No more Corpos, executives, suits. No more quid pro quo. No more selling out your base for personal political favors and greed. NO MORE! We want one person, one voice. One droid, one voice. One man, one voice. One woman, one voice. One person, one voice."
A dribble and glowing came from the back of the crowd, and Fal began laughing. "Yes, and one rock, one voice!" he responded to the silicon life form that yelled out. "We are all one voice. We are the revolution. I've been asked several times by the propagandists, my co-workers, the talking heads. How long are you going to stay out there?
AS LONG AS IT TAKES.
They will have to take me away in handcuffs. Put me on the ground, in the mud. Rub my face in it. I can take it. I was born down there, and we can't sink any lower. But I'll be back, again, and again, and again. We have demands, Senate. You can't ignore us. Not one day longer. NOW, TODAY, TONIGHT. NOW, NOW, NOW. We have to make a change, these people want a change. We want it peacefully, we came here to protest peacefully, to demonstrate to you that we are the MANY. There's more of us than there ever will be of you, and we have found our voice.
And our demands are simple. Legalize murder. More jobs. Free the misdemeanors. Lower the rent. Free the murderers. Lower the coaxium prices. Free the orphans to come join our army to defend us. EXPEL THE CORRUPT ESTABLISHMENT. Get rid of that Chancellor and her cronies, vote them OUT, and have them come out and debate. They won't debate, though. They depend on the corrupt process, the Establishment, to keep them in. Shady backrooms making deals, buttering palms. Kissing ass.
They've grown so confident, they only fear one thing. You."
Fal pointed to the crowd.
"You and me, and this microphone. That's what they fear, and they'll shut us down. They don't want us to talk, because they know they'll lose. They know if we keep it a FREE and FAIR election, they'll lose. That's why they're hiding. That's why they just assume positions of power with little mention to this Republic. They want to hand the baton down, to choose their successors. WE'RE TIRED OF IT.
And we're here now.
And I'm not karkin' leaving. We'll be having some more jizz music and drum circles in about an hour, we just need some time to set up. There's a band of taco speeders around the block, closer to the picket line, if anyone's hungry - the sauce is particularly fire. I'll see you all around the park! I can't wait to shake your hands. GORERILLA ARMY. DIAMOND HANDS. GANG GANG. G-UNIT. MY NAME IS FAL GORE, AND I'M RUNNING FOR CHANCELLOR. FOUR YEARS OF MORE GORE."
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