Nooks and Crannies

[Oghma Infinium]

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Robusto did not like the look of the list in front of him. He was looking for protection on this planet, not a band of apes with clubs and blasters. "This tavern keep isn't much help." he accidentally thought aloud. The bartender replied "The feth you just say buddy?" as he showed Robusto a blaster. "Whoa, whoa" Robusto replied "I don't want no trouble." Robusto slowly got up and motioned to the man that he was leaving. Taking the list that didn't belong to him. The man was clearly too upset to notice. He continued reading the list. "No, no, and no." He swore he said the word no a million times.

Eventually he got tired of reading the list and wandered into a different bar than the one he had offended the bartender in. He began to, well, steal people's drinks. Eventually getting pretty plastered, he made a scene by firing his blaster at the roof four times, starting a minor shootout. He fell to the floor before he was affected by it though. He regained consciousness as he realized he was outside, being dragged. "Hey buddy, be careful will ya?" he said, then turned to the person that was dragging him. He appeared to be a raccoon, armed to the teeth. "Whoa, what's going on here? All I know is that I didn't do it." He said, seeming guilty and still a little drunkenly.

[member="Bandit Six"]

 

[KitKat]

Bandit threw the little wallaby looking creature in the dirt in front of him, spitting up dust. He waved his hand to get the dust out of his face and folded his arms. "The hell you didn't. You almost got yourself killed back there and more importantly you almost got me killed too. What did you shoot the ceiling down for? Wanted some fresh air?" He kicked sand at the little guy and shook his head.

"You also stole my drink so you best be paying for that now or we got a problem bud."

[member="Robusto"]