Forever lost


PERSONAL FLIGHT LOG – Entry #1963
Location: – Odessen - Flight Line
Assigned Craft: My X-wing
Astromech Partner: BRED (BB-30)
Current Mood: Annoyed
Background Noise: I can’t hear anything over the spherical Diva.
So, today was supposed to be routine maintenance. You know—wipe the carbon scoring off the nose, check the fuel cells, kick the landing struts just enough to make sure they don’t collapse under me. Nothing heroic.
But of course, BRED had opinions.
Bwoo-dop-zrrrt! [Translation: You fly like a lunatic, and you know it.]
I told him I don’t fly like a lunatic—I fly like someone who knows the difference between skimming a tree canopy at full burn and plowing into it. Subtle but important distinction. He didn’t buy it.
So we spent most of the afternoon tightening the control relays, trying to shave a little of the “maniacal twitchiness” out of the stick. Sure, I can handle it, but maybe the next poor pilot who climbs into this thing won’t have to wrestle it like a half-wild nexu. If the setup works, Guardian Authority might even adapt the design for more production models. Imagine that—my settings, turning into a fleet standard. Dad would’ve gotten a kick out of that.
Of course, it wasn’t just between me and BRED. A couple of people nearby were working on their own birds, and every time BRED chirped something snide, I could hear muffled giggles from down the hangar. Great. Word’s going to get around that I argue with my droid like an old married couple.
But hey—that’s us. He complains, I tweak the ship, and somehow it all comes together. The controls feel smoother already. Tomorrow, I’ll test her in atmosphere, and maybe—just maybe—I won’t have to white-knuckle the yoke through every roll.
Then again, knowing BRED, he’ll just find something else to criticize.
Whoooop-grrtt-preeeeep! [Translation: Don’t crash.]
Thanks, partner. I’ll try not to.
For now, I’ll just test the linkage on the landing struts.
– Michael A.
Not all days of a pilot are that exciting.
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