Betty Americus
Red, White and BRRT
There were always going to be folk who just plain didn't like the Americus, and Betty figured maybe it was because of their freedom. Maybe it was because they were so free that no one could stop them. Hell, it was always said the only person who could stop an Americus was an Americus. Now that the whole damn alors had gone wild, Betty figured it was time to get together with the rest of the Americus and see where they were all at.
Blaine Americus
and
Bryce Americus
were summoned as were
Andi Americus
and
Jimmy Americus
but Andi was likely too busy tryin' to find a way to get in the pictures like she always was.
Maybe people didn't like the Americus because they didn't take themselves so seriously. After all half the time the Americus family was just havin' fun, but they supposed they could take a tip or two from their Britannicus cousins, or maybe those folk up in the Canadius group they did make some of the best syrup around. Well whatever the reason, the Americus family was encouraged together and take a census on their folk for... Manda knew why but someone wanted the numbrs and Betty had to be sure to give them the right ones.




Maybe people didn't like the Americus because they didn't take themselves so seriously. After all half the time the Americus family was just havin' fun, but they supposed they could take a tip or two from their Britannicus cousins, or maybe those folk up in the Canadius group they did make some of the best syrup around. Well whatever the reason, the Americus family was encouraged together and take a census on their folk for... Manda knew why but someone wanted the numbrs and Betty had to be sure to give them the right ones.