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Dominion of Void Station

Salem Norongachi said:
I'll bring Sally and stand in the corner, looking uncomfortable with an air of menace that no one wants to get near.
Nobody wants to get near you anyway. It's true. 9/10 Ewoks polled said so.
 
Salem Norongachi said:
Thats only because they were scared you'd drop a shipyard on em :p
Are you kidding? They're Ewoks. It's my sacred duty to do that anyway.

Umm... actually... can we hit Endor next? I want a new teddybear.
 
[member="Morna Imura"]

I was just talking to Salem about setting up a company selling teddybears made from stuffed Ewok corpses, into which the souls of the dead Ewoks have been rebound. I'm sure we could find a technique to make them animate under our control at will.

It'd be like having a zombie teddy army!
 

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