Jan VonFowl
Part-Time Party Crasher
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Now, flying is one of the few things that brings me genuine enjoyment. I love flying above the spires and traffic of planets like Corellia and Coruscant. My sleek ride might have looked like an airspeeder, but it was so much more. Full VTOL capabilities, along with being able to fly sideways, as well as scramjets and military-grade boost engines made it a dream to fly, and even more of a dream to own. Even on Corellia, it was respected as the best bird money could buy.
I couldn't agree more. Today, I was demonstrating my piloting skills by twisting her around the crazy turns and sudden drops of the Coruscant underlevels. Unlike the traffic-choked streets above, there was nobody to stop me doing exactly as I liked but criminals. And criminals usually stopped objecting when they were threatened with a lightsaber to the gut.
Unfortunately, a rather tenacious group of gangsters was chasing me this time, and I couldn't run away from them and aim my guns at the same time. I could see them, because of concealed cameras all over the outside of the speeder, giving me a 360 degree panoramic view. They were taking potshots at me, which I could easily dodge, but I would have to stop running and shoot at them soon, or risk crashing.
I spun to face the three enemy speeders, and began firing from the four miniguns mounted on the front of the speeder. One speeder went out on a ball of flame, and another spun out of control, crashing into the ground and sliding to a halt.
But the third pilot stopped and shot a sniper bolt at the main engine, sending smoke into vents and momentarily blinding me. I went into a steep dive, losing my pursuer. Rapidly approaching the ground, I pulled out of the dive, hitting the ground and skidding to a stop on the street. In my peripheral vision, I could see a few shops, and some street vendors, but I didn't have time to pay attention to them. I stepped out of my badly damaged speeder - I was going to get her fixed, no matter what - and grabbed my own rifle, a heavy model that would shoot the wings off a bird at half a kilometer.
I put my eye to the scope, my finger to the trigger, and the stock to my arm. And I fired, the bolt going straight through the windshield of the enemy speeder, killing the pilot.
"Eat that, karker."
I shook out my hair, groaned at the damage to my beautiful speeder, and found that I was right in front of a line of shops. I needed caffeine, food, and repairs. Possibly not in that order, but always with caffeine in the front of the line. I walked up to what looked like a diner, pretty much empty, but for a girl at the front, and a couple nasty-looking guys in the back. Strapping the rifle to my back, and my lightsaber on my belt, I walked in. I didn't even try to fix my bedraggled-looking clothes, or my hair. They were going to stay like that for a while.
The guy behind the bar in the diner wasn't even fazed by the rifle, but gaped at the lightsaber on my belt. He shook, looking almost as if he wanted to bolt like a Lepi. He finally gathered his courage, and walked over to me.
"What would you like to drink, my lord?"
The guy didn't look like a spice addict, but I had to ask.
"I'm no lord. Did I walk into the place where the local addicts hang out?"
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