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Coruscant Flower and Funeral Company

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A Tier III Company, run by the Coruscant Rotary Club
Shareholders: Roger Kranos, [member="Mitzi May"], [member="Hades Michae"], [member="Nergal"]
Planetary Location: Point Nadir
Purpose: To the unknowing, the CFFC is a corporation dedicated to the funeral services associated with death and the life after. Proceeds go towards charitable input into the community, helping to develop the community around them. To the darker and more knowledgeable client base, the CFFC, and the Coruscant Rotary Club, are a one stop shop for all manner of illegal and illicit services. Sentient trafficking, custom drug development, organ black markets, etc.
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Products (legal and illegal version, all prices can be bartered or negotiated):
-Drug Related:
--Kranos Cactus: Never again will you worry about the delivery of drugs. This highly tactical and biological delivery system will ensure that shipments arrive in a timely manner, unspoiled. (Just a cactus/Shipping container for drugs)

--Plant Enhancer 2000 (D-Grade): Need to help your plants grow? This is for you. Want a drug that slows everything down? This is for you as well. Looking for the long high? Or maybe you need just an extra bit of time for that last sniper shot? D-Grade is for you. (Plant Nutrient / Drug that alters interpretation of time).

--Cactus Poppers: Bored of regular old drugs? Is that glitterstim just not cutting it, anymore? Do you feel like you have to have to consume more and more just to get the same old high, but don't want to take a tolerance break? Well, try the Cactus Popper. Through enhanced biological functions, the Kranos Cactus can convert any spice based drug into small potent seed packets, 5x as strong as the common dose and methylated. For the clearer, more pure high, don't settle for second best. They're strong, they're mighty and feisty...they're the Cactus Popper. (Just a seed / Heightened amplification of original spice used in Kranos Cactus)

--Sharps Syrup: Euphoria has never felt so right! Get your syrup now and know that every ounce is naturally produced from a natural hawthorn. Get high and feel good about it. (Rooting Hormone for plants / Euphoria inducing syrup or poison)

--Toma - The Everyman's Drug: Feeling down, feeling mad, feeling angry, feeling sad? One cubic centimeter cures ten gloomy sentiments! Get that fix and get it for cheap, don't leave home without the Toma.

--Naturally derived analgesics: Irkallin (version of Heroin), Camdaphyl (version of morphine), and Baratillium (version of codeine), along with other drugs that are often the product of opiate derived chemical processes. Feast your eyes upon the first step of the CFFC into the world of pharmaceutical sale, derived wholly from organic means. Don't hurt your body just to feel better. Take the good stuff, feel better, and feel good about it. Cost based on amount purchased and which drug purchased. Irkallin is the most expensive and potent and Baratillium is the least potent and least expensive.

--LDS-1: No one really knows where this one comes from but sometimes, the story is far more important than it's origins. Get the high that lasts, get the Lundgrens Diluted Solution. And let all your worries wash away.

--Nang Juice: Feel no pain, physically or mentally. This natural herbal extract is just what you need for a rainy day. Step back from the gloom and doom of life and enjoy this serum, a natural remedy to your woes.

--Other Illicit Drugs: The CFFC sells an assortment of standard market, non custom, drugs. PM for request (Spices and Adrenals included).

-Tech Related:
--Blue Phoenix: Never again will you have to use your company's tech support guy to do your slicing. Blue Phoenix is state-of-the-art slicing software that even the most noobish hacker can use. Once established in a system, Blue Phoenix gives the attacker complete control over the infected computer or network until it is cleansed of the infection. In other words, hide yo files, people! As of now, this product is closed market and only sell-able to those approved by [member="Cryax Bane"] .

--Second Sphere: The tangible world is so last year. This year, live in Second Sphere, the premiere virtual world created by Bane Innovation and distributed by the CRC. The Second Sphere virtual reality suite comes with the software as well as the Second Reality Visor to view and interact with the virtual world. It is recommended for registered users to also purchase the optional haptic bodysuit to fully experience the tactile sensations that Second Sphere has to offer. Reality may bite, but simulated reality is even better than the real thing!


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Services (Storefront, provides both legal and illegal services, these are locations largely associate with story opportunities. Please take the time to acquaint yourself with the submissions):

Happyland Funeral Home and Morgue: Married to the original intent of the company, the Morgue and Funeral Home allows for a seamless ceremony between the dearly departed and their jettison into space. The Funeral home serves as the main point for the actual ceremony, the morgue works to doll up the deceased for their big day. Serves as a location for storage, autopsies, and organ harvesting for the CRC Organ black market.

Coruscant Flower Shops: By phone or pickup, come to the Coruscant Flower Shop for all your flower needs. Rare, common, exotic, etc. We can make it happen, though the more exotic flowers may not be currently cultivated in the flower shops and thus, we will need time to obtain them. 25% discount for government officials and members of the police force. Distribution center for drugs currently sold by the CFFC. All orders made on holonet through encrypted channels, all orders delivered. No pickup.

The Cream and the Crop Casino: The greatest and most advanced casino in the universe. Come here for all your vices and needs. Fine dining, brothels, gambling, luxury suites, and more. If the Cream and the Crop Casino doesn't have it, then it doesn't exist. The hub for all illicit workings for the CRC and CFFC. The illegal vices are plentiful. Feel free to coordinate with a member of the CRC so that we can fine tune our operation to your needs. One mans dream is another's nightmare, lets make it happen.

Coruscant Tourism and Visitor's Center: Coruscant is a big place. Even the locals can get lost sometimes. Take the opportunity to stop by the Tourism and Visitor's center, they'll help you find your bearings. Serves as the hub for the CRC sentient, human, and near-human trafficking ring. All orders and pick ups are done through this facility, funneled through the Coruscant Enrichment Center (CEC).

Coruscant Enrichment Center: The profits from the CRC are abundant. Charitable donations have led to this structure being to aid in employment through the underworld of Coruscant. The markets flush with opportunity, let us help you find it. By find it, we mean any sort of slaves or other nefarious needs that can be sorted through sentient trafficking. Make your order here and when we fill that niche, pick up the sentient/slave at the Tourism and Visitors Center.

Terms of engagement: Legal products are sold to all manner of individuals. Flowers and funeral services are rendered to the needy. However, when it comes to illegal goods, we reserve the right to refuse service to anyone. If you are affiliated with the Republic or anything closely resembling allies, anticipate that we will not do service with you. This goes for competing crime syndicates, as well.
 
New product, get it now while it's hot!
--Toma - The Everyman's Drug: Feeling down, feeling mad, feeling angry, feeling sad? One cubic centimeter cures ten gloomy sentiments! Get that fix and get it for cheap, don't leave home without the Toma (300 credits for 6 grams).
 
[member="Slade Zambrano"]

Total is 500 credits. Assuming delivery of currency, delivery is made including 3 hits of sharps syrup, 6 grams of Toma (one to grow on), and a beautiful bouquet of flowers from a local Coruscant Flower Shopers. Profits go to the betterment of our community, we appreciate your service. Please come again.
 
New product, get it now while it's hot!
--Naturally derived analgesics: Irkallin (version of Heroin), Camdaphyl (version of morphine), and Baratillium (version of codeine), along with other drugs that are often the product of opiate derived chemical processes. Feast your eyes upon the first step of the CFFC into the world of pharmaceutical sale, derived wholly from organic means. Don't hurt your body just to feel better. Take the good stuff, feel better, and feel good about it. Cost based on amount purchased and which drug purchased. Irkallin is the most expensive and potent and Baratillium is the least potent and least expensive.

--LDS-1: No one really knows where this one comes from but sometimes, the story is far more important than it's origins. Get the high that lasts, get the Lundgrens Diluted Solution. And let all your worries wash away.
 
[member="Slade Zambrano"]

1, five gallon Endor Pine (Pinus endoronium) will be placed with 4 packets of the prescribed analgesic derivative (Irkallin) in the substrate upon the processing of a payment of 1000 credits. 1 sample of Plant Enhancer 2000 (D-grade) will be provided free of charge, for the betterment of the Pine trees growth. Thank you for your continued patronage and once again, profits go to the betterment of our community. Please come again.
 
New product, get it now while it's hot!
--Nang Juice: Feel no pain, physically or mentally. This natural herbal extract is just what you need for a rainy day. Step back from the gloom and doom of life and enjoy this serum, a natural remedy to your woes.
 

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