Kalyn Tal'verda
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OUT OF CHARACTER INFORMATION
The BT-320 Food Preparation Device is a completely normal toaster, there is nothing abnormal about its appearance, or its operation. Nothing is strange about this toaster, except perhaps the fact that it is also a potent explosive device. For whatever strange reason, every single one of these toasters has a very powerful baradium core, which renders it a very powerful explosive device. BT-Sarn does not condone the use of the BT-320 Food Preparation Appliance as an explosive device or a weapons system, due to the moral and legal implications of doing so.
For no particular reason, when the temperature dial is pulled back in a certain manner, it arms the baradium core to the dialed yield, the higher the temperature setting, the greater the yield. BT-Sarn does not condone the use of the BT-320 Food Preparation Appliance for the uses of an explosive device, and use of the device in such a manner comes with the risk of voiding the warranty, and the risk of possible dismemberment and or death. Once the device is armed, assuming the device is still plugged in, pressing the paddle down to engage the toaster will instead immediately set off the baradium charge inside the toaster, most likely killing the operator, and depending on the yield, anyone within the current building. A side effect of this explosive effect being unintentional is that it is very difficult to disarm, which is another reason not to arm the device, this unintentional design oversight is incredibly dangerous and an armed device should be handled with care. It is impossible to tell if the device has been armed just by looking at it, so be sure before the device is used that it has not been armed.
When the device is not armed, the toaster operates as normal, which is the recommended operation mode, as it will prevent you from voiding your warranty and also protect you from the legal implications of operating a high explosive device without a license. BT-Sarn will not take any legal responsibility for reckless misuse of its product, especially misuse in violation of local laws and regulations. Complaints may be sent to our legal team at 123 Street Road, Planet, City, Location Identification Code. Response times may vary.
- Intent: To Create a completely functional toaster that happens to also explode.
- Image Source: N/A
- Canon Link: N/A
- Restricted Missions: N/A
- Primary Source: N/A
- Manufacturer: BT-Sarn Advanced Research Solutions
- Model: BT-320
- Affiliation: Open Market
- Modularity: N/A
- Production: Mass Produced
- Material: Durasteel, Electrical Components, Baradium.
- Shiny - It shiny and it looks nice
- Stylish - It is a modern looking appliance fit for any home.
- Sleek - Curves abound.
- Explosive - The toaster has an unintended design oversight that causes the device to explode when used in an improper manner.
- Replaceable Name Plate - The name plate can be replaced to personalize your toaster and remove any silly branding, why have a BT-Sarn toaster when you can have a REALLY COOL TOASTER.
- Looks Nice - Speaks for itself
- Boom - It explodes, however BT-Sarn has been unable to conclude that this will be useful in an every day situation.
- Dial A Yield - While it is unknown how this would be useful in a normal situation, the explosive yield of the device is set with the dial on the front, yields range from enough to kill anyone in the room, to demolishing the entire building the toaster happens to be in.
- Bomb Squad Begone - The device is incredibly difficult to disarm once it is armed.
- Is this thing on? - It is near impossible to tell if the device has been armed just by looking at it.
- Cable - It will not operate unless it is hooked up to a power source, preferably a power outlet. This includes that silly unwanted explosive property.
- Remote Detonator? - It cannot be operated except for the paddle, which on a normal toaster would be the artifact used to engage the toasting operation. However, yet again, BT-Sarn does not know of any way that this would be a detriment, since it is not intended to be used as an explosive device.
- Your behind begone - The difficulty of disarming also means that it is difficult to disarm by the person who armed it.
- Not that toasty - It is not very good at toasting, sadly, it has a tendency to overcook toast.
The BT-320 Food Preparation Device is a completely normal toaster, there is nothing abnormal about its appearance, or its operation. Nothing is strange about this toaster, except perhaps the fact that it is also a potent explosive device. For whatever strange reason, every single one of these toasters has a very powerful baradium core, which renders it a very powerful explosive device. BT-Sarn does not condone the use of the BT-320 Food Preparation Appliance as an explosive device or a weapons system, due to the moral and legal implications of doing so.
For no particular reason, when the temperature dial is pulled back in a certain manner, it arms the baradium core to the dialed yield, the higher the temperature setting, the greater the yield. BT-Sarn does not condone the use of the BT-320 Food Preparation Appliance for the uses of an explosive device, and use of the device in such a manner comes with the risk of voiding the warranty, and the risk of possible dismemberment and or death. Once the device is armed, assuming the device is still plugged in, pressing the paddle down to engage the toaster will instead immediately set off the baradium charge inside the toaster, most likely killing the operator, and depending on the yield, anyone within the current building. A side effect of this explosive effect being unintentional is that it is very difficult to disarm, which is another reason not to arm the device, this unintentional design oversight is incredibly dangerous and an armed device should be handled with care. It is impossible to tell if the device has been armed just by looking at it, so be sure before the device is used that it has not been armed.
When the device is not armed, the toaster operates as normal, which is the recommended operation mode, as it will prevent you from voiding your warranty and also protect you from the legal implications of operating a high explosive device without a license. BT-Sarn will not take any legal responsibility for reckless misuse of its product, especially misuse in violation of local laws and regulations. Complaints may be sent to our legal team at 123 Street Road, Planet, City, Location Identification Code. Response times may vary.
