Bad Kitty

V O S S
The Silver Temple
The life of a nine year old was not for the faint of heart.
To start with, the struggle is real. It's really real! Child slavery was sooooo totally a thing. As if it wasn't bad enough that Zak had to go to school with girls.
Which, by the way, gross.
But did it end with playing house or pink lip gloss? Oh no. That was just what awaited you when you went home to your youngling clan dormitory. There were books. And reading.
Reading. Seriously, who does that!?
Then there were meditation classes, which could be good for a nap. Until you got caught. And had Zak gotten caught? Of course he had! It was blatant species racism. Every meditation class, that mean ol' Master Yun was looking right at the only Nautolan in the room.
So now, here he was again. 'Detention' was what the politically correct grown ups liked to refer to it as, and they got upset whenever Zak referred to it as 'doin' hard time', 'getting locked up in the slammer', or 'workin' on the chain gang'.
Hey, he was only callin' it as he saw it. How was it his fault if adults couldn't handle the truth? He was just one kid speakin' truth to all who wouldn't listen. He was a real voice in the wilderness.
...except this wasn't a wilderness. It was a Jedi Temple. And did it count as a voice if no one listened?
Okay, so he was nothing like a voice in the wilderness. Scratch that part. The struggle, however, was still real.
As his penance for falling asleep in meditation training... And also for hitting C-3DO with a pie. And for stealing an Antarian Ranger transport. And...
...and you know what, the 'how we got here' part really isn't important. Maybe some stuff happened. Maybe it didn't. Whatever happened to innocent until proven guilty? Whatever happened to due process? Chit went down. Everyone's favorite scapegoat took the blame. And only the Force can judge.
Bottom line: It was detention, and Zak was supposed to dust the shelves and statue-head-things in the temple library.
Which, what the kark is up with keeping heads around as monuments? How morbid is that? Look, look, here's the head of Jedi Master Yoda! We should display this bust as a trophy to his being dead!
Except of course, Zak wasn't doing any dusting. That would involve doing boring stuff. What was Zak doing? Well, that would be difficult to explain rationally, because he was nine. There was no rational intelligence to be found here.
Smuggling in a music player, the Nautolan had slipped a set of headphone over his head. He didn't have ears, at least... not in the humanoid sense, but the mass of stubby head-tails could still pick up the vibrations as the Nautolan slid between the shelves of the library in his bare feet.
Pause. Pirouette. And moonwalk back toward a head bust of Ki-Adi-Mundi.
Twirling the towel up, the small youngling brought a bundled end up toward his face as he imagined it was a microphone. In his mind's eye, he was on stage at the Promenade on Zeltos. Under the lights. Dancing and moving with the rhythm of the hip-hop beat supplied by the Naboo group Gunganlicious.
It was a butt scootin' visual that stayed with the boy right up until the moment when the headphones had been yanked away from his head. And suddenly the Friday Night Lights were gone. And he was back on Voss.
And looking up at the stern looking face of mean ol' Master Yun.
"Oh, kark."
- - - - - -
Being something of a connoisseur himself, Zak had come to realize that not all soap tasted the same.
He'd become partial to Fresh. As he came out of the Silver Temple, the small youngling was continuing to gag amid desperate attempts at freeing his tongue of the taste of Buffles soap. Which was horri-bad!
He was also rubbing his rump.
Was there a line at which 'child rearing' ended and child abuse started? Because Zak felt like it should be either 'wash your mouth out with soap' or 'spanking'. Getting your mouth washed out with soap and a spanking seemed like it was definitely towing the line to cruel and unusual punishment.
In any case, there had been a meeting. And then a session with the Jedi Council.
First they hadn't known what to do with the high energy youngling, and now Zak was supposed to meet some new student at the Jedi Academy on Yavin and show them around the Silver Temple and Voss-Ka. Because that would involve talking, and talking was what Zak did best!
Plus, they promised if he could get through this with no fires, explosions, or grand theft spacecraft that he'd get his music player back.
So the small boy waited for the transport from Yavin to arrive.
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