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Anzag: the Sociable Scarecrow

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Name: Anzag
Faction: Independent
Species: Formerly Human
Gender: Formerly Male
Age: Unknown
Height: 6'6"
Weight: 85 lbs
Skin Color: Burlap
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Straw, wood
Force Sensitive: No
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Strengths and Weaknesses:
+Undead: Not really undead but not exactly alive. Doesn't need to breathe, eat, sleep, or excrete waste.
+Friendly Fella: A very amicable scarecrow-y thing. Has a very limp handshake but his hands are made of wood so there's not much he can do
+A tough kill: Since he has no nervous real nervous system, organs, or blood, it takes a lot to take him down. He still dies of course, just not as easily
+Birds of a feather stick together: Anzag is always followed by flocks of crows and in return for always keeping them well-fed, they'll attack anyone who tries to harm the scarecrow
- Flammable: Nothing burns quite like straw. One little spark can turn him into a bantha-hay-scented bonfire
-Sp00ky: Despite his charming personality, his terrifying appearance and unholy origins usually turn others away and make him a poor wingman. Terrible at parties and the worst possible undercover agent
- Where has all the rum gone? Despite not having taste buds or a stomach, the scarecrow likes to annoy people by drinking alcoholic beverages and dripping burlap-scented booze all over the place. Don't worry, he carries "Caution: Wet floor" signs with him
-I haven't Got a Brain: He isn't exactly the brightest Crystal on Ilum. He functions ok in most situations, but critical thinking, strategy, and holochess are beyond him.
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Appearance:
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Biography:
While the exact origins of Anzag are unknown, it appears he is the result of a horrific attempt to transfer consciousness into an alternate body. A scientific experiment for the ethically devoid, he served many masters. His lack of a brain and simple thoughts made him the perfect henchman. His "creator" seemed to use him as some sort of bodyguard or killer, modeling him after a scarecrow in order to inspire fear and terror into his victims. Some of his targets were known to have died before his scythe even fell, simply dying of pure terror. At all times he was surrounded by ravens, the birds only adding to his terrifying persona. Being undead, he was hard to kill and always had wood and burlap to sew up any holes.
When his final master died, he was left without anyone to serve for the first time. While he had spent decades serving as a killer, it hadn't changed the fact that the original man whose consciousness Anzag was based on was in fact quite the friendly guy. A paranoid hypochondriac, but still friendly. Being undead, he didn't have disease or death to worry about. Thus he set out in the galaxy with one purpose: to explore, meet new people, and discover who he used to be. He had no memory of his past life, only his personality. He did however have two relics: an iron key that hung about his neck and a green lantern that swung at his waist. He doesn't know where they came from, but something about them reminds him of who he used to be.
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Zosma Undatt said:
[member="Anzag"] - So... Sith Alchemy/Sorcery? Cool.
I've been watching a lot of Fringe recently and so a more scientific approach is actually what came to mind. I am clueless when it comes to Sith/Jedi anything :p


Darth Ferus said:
This is awesome.
Thanks! I was going to make him some sort of killer originally but decided that it would be wayyy too edgy so instead I made him a friendly huggable scarecrow instead for the laughs :D
 
[member="Zosma Undatt"]
Ooh so spooky science. It's highly probable that he was created using Sith magic or whatnot then. But was he? Find out on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z Anzag's Amazing Adventures! (Brought to you by AAA)
[member="Darth Ferus"]
As long as you don't use him to guard your crops or kill people then maybe. Can you feed a hundred crows?
 
[member="Anzag"]

I'd assume so, as these petty variables do not effect the celestial powers of my mixtape.

Unfortunately, when they made the rule that no super weapons are allowed on this site, my mixtape was abolished as well.

R.I.P
 
Lord Ajihad said:
[member="Anzag"]
I'd assume so, as these petty variables do not effect the celestial powers of my mixtape.
Unfortunately, when they made the rule that no super weapons are allowed on this site, my mixtape was abolished as well.
R.I.P
I probably laughed harder than this likely warranted.

Well played sir.
 

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