A Sig for a Chiss?

[Juggerduck]

Would anyone have the time and the talent to put together a sig card for me? She'd need to be turned into a Chiss, and I'd like it to read

Ybinantru Isis
Tell me where it hurts.

Here are some pics to choose from in no particular order. Use as many as you think work, or let me know if you don't like any of them and I'll supply more.

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I'll leave the background to your imagination. Thanks in advance!