50 ways to kill an Ewok

[Nawd]

Nawd lumbered through the jungle of the planet he'd lived on for the past several months, his trunk raised and sniffing the humid foggy air. One of the furry servants had escaped, had run off into the jungle. Master had sent him to find it, to kill it.... If he found it within an hour, he was even allowed to keep it's fur for a hat! So the Cragmoloid trampled over brush and small trees, pushing aside and knocking down any vegetation that he couldn't trample. The noise he was moaking was eonugh tos care away animals and birds for miles around, but he didn't care. He could smell the furry servant... and it was close.

Something moved in the brush nearby, and Nawd turned suddenly. A small head wearing a tattered ratty green hood poked out of the bushes, screamed and ran the other way. The Ewok was quickly pursued. A ton of angry elephant charged after the terrified creature, snapping the smallest trees, and ripping up roots as he went.

"STOP RUNNING! NAWD WANT TO KILL YOU!""

[member="Rohlan"]

 

[Ryan]

Rohlan had been sent to this backwater planet as a fact finding mission. The punitive mouse was just suppose to survey the area, collect intel and make peaceful contact with any living inhabitants. Well, the tintinna's curiosity made him the perfect match for this mission. Usually padawans rarely traveled on their own but this mission was a low risk outing.Unfortunately the contact he was just about to make was with a fleeing Ewok and a rampaging mountain with tusks.

The Ewok would zip past the nearly three foot tall mouse leaving Rohlan in the direct path of the cragmoloid. Tiny brave Jedi ignited his light saber to bring attention to himself, just in case the elephant did not see him. The florescent glow marked his position as he stood his ground. Maybe there was a peaceful solution to this situation. Maybe the young padawan bit off more then he could chew.

"STOPPP!" The mouse's command thundered from his tiny frame like a lion's roar. His tone demanded attention with unsaid threat. He leafed his body into the ready stance, his lightsaber gripped in both hands an off to his right, ready to defend.

[member="Nawd"]

 

[Nawd]

Nawd burst out of the foliage just in front of Rohlan, and looked down. There it was! The furry servant! It looked a little different, and it had a tail, but a servant's a servant! And then it ignited it's laser sword. Nawd's entire demeanor instantly changed. The last time he'd seen a laser sword, it was cutting through his arm, leaving him with the giant metal hand on his right arm. It was the weapon he'd associated with Him. The Jedi that had followed him. That had been everywhere. That stalked Nawd, chased him, attacked him, tried ot kill him. He changed all the time- never looked the same way twice. Now he looked like one of the servants? He'd come back to kill Nawd. That was it. He was going ot kill Nawd. He tried to last time, and didn't, he came back to do it right. He was small now, though. Small enough to step on. Nawd would kill Him this time... laser sword or not.

All that went through Nawd's mind in a moment; almost as soon as the Cragmoloid saw the little rodent's lightsaber, he stopped his charge for the Ewok. And charged directly for @Rohlan. One massive organic fist and one metallic one like a wreacking ball fell at the Tintinna, with enough force to pretty much turn his entire skeleton to dust if it hit him- though the Jedi was much more agile then Nawd was.

"DIE!"



(Yeah... Nawd thinks that virtually everyone with a lightsaber that isin't a Sith (though he still dosen't relaly know what a Sith is) is one person repeated over and over, disquised as different people, that is tryingt o stalk and kill him.... He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.)

 

[Ryan]

The two hands came barreling down upon the small sentient rodent like a comet aimed at bringing absolute annihilation. The tintinna was shocked by the pure rage and anger the beast before him had towards the unknown or strangers. Death was upon him, and Rohlan sprang to the side with quick reflexes as the two fists smashed the jungle floor and kicked up a wave of terrain and mud.

Rohlan was not a killer and this day he did not want to start, so without hesitation his blade pierced through the mud that washed over him, striking out for the back of [member="Nawd"] 's fleshy hand in attempts gash deep enough to damage the creature's cluster of tendons and muscles all held in with sinew. A Non lethal attack aimed at disabling one of the cragmoloid dangerous weapons, his hand (The non bionic one).

 

[Nawd]

The Cragmoloid's face twisted in bitter rage as his fists bounded the ground. He had to kill Him this time... He had to... or He would kill Nawd. He wouldn't just cut off his arm this time. He had to kill Him.... Nawd turned his head to face the Rodent, ready to deliver another strike, when the beam of energy it carried cut through his hand, damaging muscles and tendons much as [member="Rohlan"] had hoped. A bellow of pain and rage burst from Nawd's throat, the pain only serving to fuel his anger further. The pain that tripled in intensity when he attempted to curl his hand into a fist and smash at the Rodent again woudl have debilitated most humans. But Nawd was used to it. He had bene beaten with whips when he was young. He was accoustumed to nightly baragges of stun weapons and shock rifles from before he had met Achtog. He had lived through and fought through the removal of his arm, something that could kill sentients from shock alone. Pain did not stop him. Pain did not slow him down. It made him angry. It made him stronger. Nawd rushed forwards, much faster then anything as large as he should move, and swatted a massive metal hand to sideswipe the rodent. He would kill Him this time...

 

[Ryan]

The massive hand connected with the mouse like jedi before he could even have time to react. His reflexes were stunted by the mud that had covered his body from the two handed elephant slam prior to the backhand. The impact jetted the ten pound creature across the landscape and smashed him into a tree, then sliding to the ground where his head rested upon a oversize root.

"aawwhhhh...." Rohlan moan in pain, his tiny body felt as if he free fell from the skies without a parachute and made love to the ground with full inertia and what other physics mumbo jumbo to describe high velocity impact. "Get up!" He hissed to himself as he tried to get to his feet. Took true grit to grind through the pain but the little jedi padawan mustered enough will to stand tall. Blood dripped from his mouth and nose but the Tintinna still had heart to carry on.

His beady eyes quickly picked up upon his misplaced lightsaber with little effort he summoned the force to recall the weapon back to its rightful place and with in his grasp. He took two steps, stumbled on the last and quickly regain his footing. Rohlan then boldly ignited his lightsaber in pure defiance against this tyrannical creature. There was no reasoning with this monster and the thought of killing was now settling in the Tintinna's mind. The mere inkling of death-bringing made the rodent sick to his stomach... combined with concussion and other form of damage he has not diagnosed yet, made him a bit queasy.

"Suck it up!" He growled taking another defiant step towards the monster. His sharp eyes now focused upon [member="Nawd"], knowing full well that he had underestimated this beast and now paying the price for such mistake.

"ENOUGH!" Rohlan would yell at the cragmoloid. The Padawan was hell bent in not having to kill this day. He was willing to risk commutative negotiation, instead of taking the initiative and attack. "I DON"T WANT TO KILL YOU!" He informed "Stand down!"

 

[RC 212]

[member="Nawd"] [member="Rohlan"]

Lisa had been here gathering poisonous fauna when she heard a noisde in the jungle. More than heard she felt a presence, one was darker and one lighter. The femal merc had her gray armor on with a large slughtrower sniper with a silencer. At he side hung two poisioned daggers in bantha leather sheaths. On her back twin green lightsabers rested.

Driven with curiosity she crept forwards through the brush, using the force to muffle her steps. As she moved closer she observed two furry creatures fighting. Her spine bristled with a numb feeling as she experienced darkness lash across the clearing. They were both angry and it was tipping her balance.

A savage monster inside her began to rear it's head. She had a chance to cause some chaos and carnages and she took it. With one swift motion she unslung her sniper rifle, taking aim at the two. Her finger lightly squeezed the trigger twice.

Pfft
Pfft

Two fifty Caliber slugs sailed directly at the two creature each aimed center mass.....

 

[Nawd]

Nawd roared in pleased rage as [member="Rohlan"] went soaring through the air like a sack of potatoes. He had gotten ready to charge again, to kill Him, to end HIm finally, to amke sure He would never follow Nawd again... when something was wrong. The hair on the back of his neck stood on end. Nawd turned suddenly, glaring at the bushes, just as the slug burst from [member="Lisa Ticon"]'s weapon, and hit him right in the shoulder of his already injured arm. It would have killed him if he didn't turn...

Nawd roared in frusteration and rage. Two of them? He brought someone? There was another one? No, there was only one Him. The Other One had a gun... he'd have to kill the Other One first... Without warning, the Cragmaloid rushed forwards to where the slug had come from. His shoulder hurt with a burning pain, like the laser sword He had used to cut off Nawd's hand was wedged in his shoulder, refusing to move. Horrible pain. Pain that he had to make stop. Hade to make it sotp by killing them. Killing hi, and killing the Other One. He'd make all the pain stop...

"NAWD WILL KILL YOU!"

 

[RC 212]

[member="Nawd"] [member="Rohlan"]

Lisa eyes went wide as she dropped the rifle. The little fur ball rushed her position and she had not a second more to react. His pain through force echoed in her soul activating dark powers. The familiar current of the darkside washed over her and she began to feel full again. The ground beneath her feet began to blacken and the plants around her died. Spiderwebs of dark energy cascaded along the ground making it crack.

the thrill of battle coursed through her veins as she detached two SMG's from her side and backpedaled, firing them off with a frenzy.

BRRRR
BRRRRRR
BRRRRRRRR

"I'll kill you furball!" She roared!

 

[Ryan]

Rohlan heard the first shot and instinctively dropped to the ground and twisted off into the grass just in time as a large Excalibur of ballistics shattered the three he had been standing in front of. Such a devastating attack would of made the mouse into nothing more then pink mist if the first shot had not tore into the large monster first, giving Rohlan enough time to react.

After a few quick and painful combat rolls, Rohlan came to halt in the tall grass. Pain and agony tried to keep the young jedi to the ground, but courage forced the warrior of light to his feet. Heart and bravery flowed through the Tintinna giving him the strength and will to peak above the grass height to see with his own naked eyes what the force had already alerted him to. There was an intruder to this party, a welcome interruption if it didn't try and kill him in the process.

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. That probably isn't the truth in this situation but the stranger gave the little jedi breathing room, time to regroup himself with in this distraction and find a different solution. Peace may not prevail here. Rohlan ducked back into the grass and rolled away using the foliage as cover and he moved in closer to investigate the intruder while coming up with a new plan of attack.

[member="Lisa Ticon"] [member="Nawd"]