McCool
Character
It was a slow day. Not a snow day or a blow day, but an achingly dull, needlessly long day. So much so that McCool could’ve sworn someone was adding extra hours when he wasn’t looking. Was Nar Shadaa’s rotation really that jarringly different, or was he just so incredibly fed up with the monotonous day. He had tried to find something that he could pass off as productive to do, but to no avail. Malicar was probably extremely busy doing real important things that he’d never let McCool even hear about let alone touch. He had been blacklisted from all the nearest bars, ironically giving a way of counting how many times he felt this bored. He needed something thrilling. A truly fearsome foe to conquer. An adventure was out there waiting to be had. He craved the adrenaline of poking the Wookiee and playing with fire. Eriate!
He immediately bolted upright from his laid back position, excited at the prospect of pushing her buttons. It often enough led to some minor scrapes and bruises on occasion, but as long as no blood was seen he usually reasoned it was fair game. He rushed off to find her, eager to salvage the half-wasted day before it was too late. By the time he tracked her down, it was already solidly into the afternoon, time was a key factor in this equation. And he never was the sharpest mind when it came to numericals and reverse addition so he just went as fast as he could. Finally reaching his destination, he walked in.
“Howwwwwdy.” He said, drawing out the word playfully. “Miss me, son?” He took his hat off and dipped his head slightly as an additional acknowledgement. He crossed his legs and leaned up against a wall, not out of breath per se but still reeling from the burst of activity. “Sooooo, how ya doin’?” He smiled in her direction, knowing all too well he’d be on thin ice for this entire discussion. “Listen, son, I was thinking, a rare happenstance I know. I was thinking to myself I was, “Shoot son, it’s been a city minute since I done had some quality time with my own flesh and blood. Gosh darn it, Eriate must be missin’ me dearly, bless her heart.” And I thought to myself I did “Well that’s just not right” and when somethin’ ain’t right you bet your biscuits imma make it so.” He paused, pretending to choke up for dramatic effect. “Therefore, I came here to propose to you, little lady, that we have some fun. Now I may be an ignoramus but I know we have different understandins of “fun”. So I came up with a itty bitty compromise. We each pick an activity, so we both try out each other’s fun. Meet in the middle, you could say.”
He immediately bolted upright from his laid back position, excited at the prospect of pushing her buttons. It often enough led to some minor scrapes and bruises on occasion, but as long as no blood was seen he usually reasoned it was fair game. He rushed off to find her, eager to salvage the half-wasted day before it was too late. By the time he tracked her down, it was already solidly into the afternoon, time was a key factor in this equation. And he never was the sharpest mind when it came to numericals and reverse addition so he just went as fast as he could. Finally reaching his destination, he walked in.
“Howwwwwdy.” He said, drawing out the word playfully. “Miss me, son?” He took his hat off and dipped his head slightly as an additional acknowledgement. He crossed his legs and leaned up against a wall, not out of breath per se but still reeling from the burst of activity. “Sooooo, how ya doin’?” He smiled in her direction, knowing all too well he’d be on thin ice for this entire discussion. “Listen, son, I was thinking, a rare happenstance I know. I was thinking to myself I was, “Shoot son, it’s been a city minute since I done had some quality time with my own flesh and blood. Gosh darn it, Eriate must be missin’ me dearly, bless her heart.” And I thought to myself I did “Well that’s just not right” and when somethin’ ain’t right you bet your biscuits imma make it so.” He paused, pretending to choke up for dramatic effect. “Therefore, I came here to propose to you, little lady, that we have some fun. Now I may be an ignoramus but I know we have different understandins of “fun”. So I came up with a itty bitty compromise. We each pick an activity, so we both try out each other’s fun. Meet in the middle, you could say.”