“Oh we are rolling?”
He cleared his throat.
“Citizens of the galaxy, we come to you now with an official live broadcast from the Nar Shaddaa Newsroom, the only trusted name in news. I’m Mammut, and this is… the No Tilt Zone.
The latest reports of the Covenant assault on Imperial held Coruscant are in and they’re not looking good.
But we aren’t here tonight to talk about the battle. No. We are here to talk about the Imperial propaganda machine and the FAKE NEWS coming out of the Kael Report.
That’s right, folks.
Our station has just discovered that the Kael Report has for years received millions of credits in donations from Imperial backers to spread their lies. Their biased reporting is dangerous misinformation, don’t believe a word of it!”
He slammed his fist on the table and snorted, flimsi pages spraying everywhere.
“But just how long has the Kael Report been accepting money from dangerous fascists? And can anything they reported on be trusted? We will answer those questions and more in the coming weeks as the story unfolds.”
