r/Roast the Person Above You

[Valdus Bral]

[member="Kaine Australis"]

Despite what you do on SWRP, the most tactical decision as a leader that you have ever made is deciding which chin to grow your neckbeard on.

 

[Valdus Bral]

[member="Kaine Australis"] You're just upset that Apollo 11 mistook your acne-scarred face for the moon.

 

[Kev'vazulan]

[member=Valdus Bral]

How can you talk like that when you had a terrible role in The Last Jedi? You didn't have to give Luke that milk, you know.

 

[Sanya Val Lerium]

[member="Kaine Australis"] because your head is your ass with all this shit you be chatting

 

[Kev'vazulan]

[member=Kaine Australis]

Hm, so that means you have his head up your ass all the time? Interesting preferences.

 

[Sanya Val Lerium]

[member="Kaine Australis"] [member="Ryder Zeshatt"]

Well this person just roast blocked me so he's making more progress than you. As for you Ryder I've more balls to double roast, that's saying something because I had mine cut off .

 

[Kev'vazulan]

[member=Sanya Val Lerium]

If you had your balls cut off, why isn't this your new avatar?

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[member=Kaine Australis]

Oh, you don't need your middle fingers to express your clear disgust - your disgusting breath does it for you.

 

[Hailey Sosis]

[member="Ryder Zeshatt"] at least he has a middle finger, heard you have one extra.

 

[Kev'vazulan]

[member=Hailey Sosis]

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Me wondering why you thought that B-grade roast was going to hit home. Did those chemicals hurt your brain that badly, Harleen?

 

[Sanya Val Lerium]

[member="Ryder Zeshatt"]

Says the one lowering their standards to a C grade. The only A you got was A for Acidentally adopted

 

[Sanya Val Lerium]

Wait that was two A's my bad

 

[Greyanna Elvanshalee]

[member="Sanya Val Lerium"]

If you're the standard, we should spay and neuter the rest of Mandalorians as well...

 

[Xrgggnka]

Your perfume does that all by itself.
[member="Greyanna Elvanshalee"]

 

[Darth Ayra]

[member="Xrgggnka"]

You look like at one point in your life you had to take an angry dog off your Mother just so you could have a go at doing her yourself.

 

[Greyanna Elvanshalee]

[member="Ella Nova"]

And then the rancor looks at Ella and says.....Mom.

 

[Kev'vazulan]

[member=Greyanna Elvanshalee]

... So if the Rancor looks at you, should it be saying "Grandma?"

With the avatar's facial expression, it makes the most sense.

 

[Greyanna Elvanshalee]

[member="Ryder Zeshatt"]

I'm sorry did you say something? I was distracted by the dingleberries in your moustache...

 

[Hailey Sosis]

[member="Greyanna Elvanshalee"]

You would never know, as you gone deaf, from shouting.

 

[Kurayami Bloodborn]

[member="Hailey Sosis"]

Don't you have an abusive ex to be chasing all over Gotham? Or did he finally off himself to keep you at bay for more than 5 seconds?

 

[Darth Ayra]

[member="Greyanna Elvanshalee"]

Someone like you wouldn't look out of place appearing on channel 908, 909, 912, 923 or 924 on Sky TV.