JanesBatter
Zenith of Bakers
Letters have suddenly ceased working. Our top scientists are on the case to find out just how this is possible. All research has some to a null. We are suspicious that the scientists are blind, but hey, I'm just a writer. I cannot take on the responsibility of science break-through. More on this as discoveries are uncovered by our trusted "scientists."
Welcome to Chaos.
Today a few events have been marked down as a "you should know this if you're a bounty hunter" lable. One of our most favorite Senators, [member="Faith Balor-Organa"] is wanted alive for 150,000. [member="Maximo-925"] claims to pay this amount, with no further damage than the average broken bones. I quote from him, "All I can say is, good luck. You will be rewarded as promised."
Hmm. What a nice guy. Onto our next event.
A new Force sensitive is in our galaxy, readers, and it seems they are eager to hear about all that you can offer for Force training and Force-related friends. Just what is wonderful little Abbey Ainsley planning behind those shields of Sith and Jedi? I suppose we'll have to find out another time.
If you'd like to contact [member="Abbey Ainsley"], just give her a message. I was told by the woman herself, "I completely enjoy the attention. More, more! I must feed!" Of course it may not have been in that exact wording, but you get the point.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDlC9m1FDo4
Thrift Shop (Bart & Baker Electro Swing Remix) - Postmodern Jukebox
"Thrift Shop" by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
Dear readers, I regret to inform you all that during the duration of the music, our very own Michelle Lionlick has... disappeared, vanished from exsistance. I recall farther this morning just having a cup of coffee with them. Or was it hot chocolate? We stopped near the park just recently before the show, the one where mysterious happenings have been told and warned of. Oh, I love the park. At night it is told you can even hear the souls those of children playing years in the future.
I forgot what I was just talking about originally. Now to traffic.
We have very clear skies today here in Kashyyyk, as would be expected for a nature blossomed world where not many hints of technology have been set into ground. Good for them!
Wait a moment now readers, I have just got word from a local wookiee from a nearby village. It would appear there has been an explosion! My, what an exciting thing to hear about! Oh. Oh, I'm afraid it was in fact "not exciting", but rather quite tragic as their very own old wookiee of the wise perished. Let us have a quick moment to mourn and plot our revenge to sooth our greif.
Rest in peace, wookiee of the wise.
Before we end this story today, a small message has appeared on my holopad. Oh, it's from the scientists. It appears someone thought it would be funny to put eyepatches on everyone while they sleep. Oh, haha. Science humor.
Bzzzt. Help us! Pl- Bzzzt.
I cannot seem to erase that bit of lettering that just appeared on my screen, as I cannot to all of the things I type on here this very moment. Oh well.
That will conclude all the time I have for today, tomorrow... another story. When, where, and how? You don't need to ask so many questions.
Good night, Chaos. Good night.
(Feel free to submit new news down below. I seriously can't do this all by myself.)
Welcome to Chaos.
Today a few events have been marked down as a "you should know this if you're a bounty hunter" lable. One of our most favorite Senators, [member="Faith Balor-Organa"] is wanted alive for 150,000. [member="Maximo-925"] claims to pay this amount, with no further damage than the average broken bones. I quote from him, "All I can say is, good luck. You will be rewarded as promised."
Hmm. What a nice guy. Onto our next event.
A new Force sensitive is in our galaxy, readers, and it seems they are eager to hear about all that you can offer for Force training and Force-related friends. Just what is wonderful little Abbey Ainsley planning behind those shields of Sith and Jedi? I suppose we'll have to find out another time.
If you'd like to contact [member="Abbey Ainsley"], just give her a message. I was told by the woman herself, "I completely enjoy the attention. More, more! I must feed!" Of course it may not have been in that exact wording, but you get the point.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDlC9m1FDo4
Thrift Shop (Bart & Baker Electro Swing Remix) - Postmodern Jukebox
"Thrift Shop" by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
Dear readers, I regret to inform you all that during the duration of the music, our very own Michelle Lionlick has... disappeared, vanished from exsistance. I recall farther this morning just having a cup of coffee with them. Or was it hot chocolate? We stopped near the park just recently before the show, the one where mysterious happenings have been told and warned of. Oh, I love the park. At night it is told you can even hear the souls those of children playing years in the future.
I forgot what I was just talking about originally. Now to traffic.
We have very clear skies today here in Kashyyyk, as would be expected for a nature blossomed world where not many hints of technology have been set into ground. Good for them!
Wait a moment now readers, I have just got word from a local wookiee from a nearby village. It would appear there has been an explosion! My, what an exciting thing to hear about! Oh. Oh, I'm afraid it was in fact "not exciting", but rather quite tragic as their very own old wookiee of the wise perished. Let us have a quick moment to mourn and plot our revenge to sooth our greif.
Rest in peace, wookiee of the wise.
Before we end this story today, a small message has appeared on my holopad. Oh, it's from the scientists. It appears someone thought it would be funny to put eyepatches on everyone while they sleep. Oh, haha. Science humor.
Bzzzt. Help us! Pl- Bzzzt.
I cannot seem to erase that bit of lettering that just appeared on my screen, as I cannot to all of the things I type on here this very moment. Oh well.
That will conclude all the time I have for today, tomorrow... another story. When, where, and how? You don't need to ask so many questions.
Good night, Chaos. Good night.
(Feel free to submit new news down below. I seriously can't do this all by myself.)