UNKNOWN COORDINATES
S.T.Y.L.E
Somewhere beneath the surface, hidden from view and various degrees of detection - a home away from the muss and fuss of the light dwelling masses resided our resident slicer. One of several safe havens he'd acquired since he left Hapes more than five years ago was his current abode. All the creature comforts for a lifestyle of a genius smashing expectations that one would or could hope for. It may look meager to any outside party that he might let grace the confines of this den of the digital age, but it was stockpiled with secrets in both the physical and data stream realms. You shouldn't carry all of your eggs in one basket, and he didn't pile all of his tech goodness into one location - save for the mysterious and ever difficult to get to cross section of the cosmos where DARCI sat in ever present connection with yours truly. The floating orb scuttled around Dash's couch prone vicinity while he surfed the holo-casts picking up news snippets as he flipped through the rotation faster than most would be able to collect any data. Flicking back a few stations, a wide brimming smile swept over his features as the default anchor with a magnificent mustache flipped onto the holoscreen. Jek Floggerty was probably the only news anchor that Dash could watch for more than a few minutes time. While he wasn't the sharpest vibroblade in an Echani's arsenal, he at least made the news entertaining.
"I still do not understand while you indulge this. He's as inaccurate as he is pompous." The synthesized tones ebbed out from the floating SPHERE that shifted back and forth analyzing the frequency of the station and immediately pulling up a host of relevant information on Floggerty for her own uses and quandaries."
"He may be daft, but the mustache makes it a dignified daft. Besides, who else can stare down a taun-taun and win in three seconds flat?" The rebuttle came when he quickly realized it was a re-run, and as much as Dash enjoyed Jek's holocasts, his memory was too intact to not recall the entire scene five times over before it had a chance to cycle once.
"I've seen it though, five glasses of scotch, two cigars, and four attempts at slapping him in the face on cam."
"Perhaps if they succeeded, he might of lessened his alcohol content."
"No, that'd be an increase for him."
"Does that mean if I slap you, I can drive you to drinking?"
"Honey, if you slapped me, my jaw would need relocating. Metal hands, remember?"
"It's a good thing you're squishy."
"Anything noteworthy coming through?" An immediate change of subject from bodily harm was in order. The age of DARCI was nearing indeed.
"Standby." DARCI mused as a few seconds went by before the direct up-link with the AI sent a signal that filled the holo-monitors at the tail end of this hide-y hole.
"Processed." A litany of images and code appeared on the screen, which drove Dash from the confines of a couch in a state nearing perfect comfy and onto his feet. Knees immediately hit the padded chair, causing it to launch across the tile and spin him into a reclined position to do what he did best. His hands raised in exaggerated concentration and fingers wiggled as if he was about to conduct some great orchestra. An audible sigh escaped the sphere that floated right behind him. Two holo-screens lit up inches from his hands into a dual keyboard display and he went to work. Digits striking the holographic buttons as they lit up in a frenzied pace. Segments of code filtered through passing against several custom algorithms specifically designed to piece apart patterns in raw data and make the connections needed to string together a coherent meaning in even a jumbled mess.
"Source is coming up unknown across all databanks."
"Please, nothing is unknown; only undiscovered." The Hapan mused while he moved into the source feed routing matrix and started piecing apart system signatures until an amused chuckle crept forth and his eyes shifted to the black hued orb that floated by.
"Someone coded their name into the teleix script. Little clue for those running holo-viral countermeasures." Both feet kicked up from their place on the chair's feet and slipped beneath him into a lotus position.
"Contact's encrypted, that's adorable." A few more strokes on the virtual boards and an elliptic curved algorithm was run to find the key, breaking the entire thing down into a readable message.
"Cake..ooh, snack break." And the only worthy contender for the title of snack and cake ran in the form of the puff-cake pastry that seemed to be his sole motivation when not of the opposite gender species. Powdered sugar and sweet pastry filled his mouth, while he scanned over the document, and formulated a reply.
"Pumsewntsslcrfrcntrj...." Dash managed before he swallowed the first bite.
"Please don't do that again. I may be a disembodied voice, but that's still gross."
"Sorry babe, where are my manners? Seriously, where are they, I keep losing those things." He toothy grin came as he licked up the residue and sucked the sugary goodness of his digits.
"PMC wants slicer for contract - military style." His index reached up and pointed to another part of the screen. "Oh contest...competition - I guess I'll have to play hard to get." Dash mused before he started to encrypt his own message in reply. This wasn't just some average reply however. In a few minutes, several dozen false accounts with back-ties into several shell companies that may or may not have indirect ties with several other PMCs began to spout the same message, and yet all of them led to a universal file that was purged and deleted every fifteen seconds. He'd make sure any competition worked for the chance to start the contest.
"I love junk data." His right digit hit send, and the reply to this 'anonymous' contact went out, detailing his interest in no uncertain terms.
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