Sith Acolyte Seeking Minion Who Isn't Totally Karking Useless

[Darth Imperia]

Applicants must fulfill both of the following requirements:

• Must Not be Completely Useless in Combat.
• Must not have reservations against working for a mildly to moderately abusive employer.

Applicants must fulfill at least one of the following requirements:

• Able to pilot a YT-2400 with reasonable proficiency.
• Moderately skilled in the art of infiltration and stealth.

Benefits Include:

• Steady Employment!
• Free Electroshock Therapy!
• Adventure!

 

[Dredge]

[member="Mala Arar"]

Little green to be having a minion aren't you? You're still in the minion phase yourself.

You can be my minion <3

 

[Darth Imperia]

[member="Dredge"]

No Sith, whether Apprentice or Sith proper, is too green to begin subjugating their lessers.

Besides, I think [member="Darth Vitium"] might have a problem with you snatching her Apprentice.

<3

 

[Desmond C'artyom]

Hmm.. I'd be willing to help, but er.. The therapy is not needed [member="Mala Arar"]

 

[Lady Agony]

Would be up to it. If the pay is right.

[member="Mala Arar"]

 

[Darth Imperia]

[member="Lady Agony"]

[member="Desmond C'artyom"]

Appreciate the offers.
But when I say minion.
I do not mean "legitimate employee."
I mean minion.

 

[Desmond C'artyom]

What, like worship you as some kinda goddess? I fit your criteria and am willing to do your dirty work. What more could you ask for kitten. I'm an Imperial double agent, so only seems right I follow a Sith.
[member="Mala Arar"]

 

[Darth Imperia]

[member="Desmond C'artyom"]

Fair enough. At least I'm aware that you're reliable.
Although I will warn you - Mala will zap you with Fancy Red Lightningtm If you call her kitten.

<3

 

[Sam Rodarch]

We demand more electroshock therapy!

 

[Darth Imperia]

[member="Sam Rodarch"]

Calm down. I haven't even kidnapped you yet.

 

[Sam Rodarch]

[member="Mala Arar"]

Never! Electroshock therapy is my hobby!

 

[Dredge]

[member="Mala Arar"]

I will eat Darth Vitamin B and you. Unless you be my minion, then your chances of consumption fall to a good 63%

 

[Desmond C'artyom]

[member="Mala Arar"]

Right... Now do you want me to make the thread?

 

[Gnarl]

Awwwww shame....... I'm not really physical..... And my old lord is now kaput!!!....... Pity...... :'{

[member="Mala Arar"]

 

[Benjamin Atlas]

Sign me up.... though you'd have to break Benjamin's spirits.
[member="Mala Arar"]

 

[Vyron Auralia]

[member="Mala Arar"] I might be interested