I, Emperor Dranok Lussk, approve this message. His promises of rum, scantily-clad women, and "booty" shall ring throughout the hallowed halls of thine glorious senate. Plus it gives yours truly a fine excuse to shout "Argh, bring that booty over 'ere!" at the Imperial secretaries. A golden age shall flow forth. Everyone come partake in a massive pirate party on Hoth.