Location: Downtown in a Togorian city to be named later.
Objective: Have a dance party, preferably on a Sith's spine.
Enemies: Dark and Ominous edgelords who need to lighten up.
Allies: Republican Templars who need to get laid.
Gear: Six Sticks of Detonite, A
gourd to liven up the knight, some wine to fill it, and some
hidden hands to kill it.
Request from: [member="Jynx"]
--A holonet station--
"Hey kids, welcome to QROR, this sectors hippest holochannel for temepstuous tunes and titanic trebles. I'm you're host,
Hrovv Nital. Now, before we start our show tonight, I want to pas on some news, Sith Forces have been spotted in the vicinity. Civilian forces are encourage to retreat to safety zones and shelters, while my fellow warriors and soldiers are encouraged to arm up and get ready. These mother-fethers don't mess around. Now, as for me, I'll broadcast through hell
or high water. Our first request is from an anonymous person to the Sith invaders. 'Time to walk, time rock--a soldier with no name.' Well, that's how it goes--" The holojockey concluded as he put the recording to 'spin.'
--Meanwhile, In Vorhi land--
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Yeah, yeah,
Youth, the prize I've always somewhat forsaken
Instead you have to see all the moves I've taken
While you try and analyze, my mystical form
I'll drink alongside side you and keep your lovers warm,
While I think you understand my fist is pure rhythm
I wait for a challenge to see what lies within
I've taken speciesist crap for too long from all you one Sith,
So this old blind monk grabbed a drink to beat you all down with,
Brought my demolitions so I could make trouble for it,
Brought a datapad so I could charge ya Double for it
According to the Sith who never let me rest
My Banthas worked harder and were also better dressed,
But they don't know, they got got it too bad,
Because in truth love's the best wealth a man could have,
So maybe I'll find a new disciple in this Sith-show,
Pour some wild juice in my wine and now I have to say let's go!
And now for the bridge of tune which exists without equal,
A voice in masterful tone, crafted without equal,
The Togorian dead raised in a thoughtful chorus,
Crying vengeance for prior incursions, to loud to ignore it:
"First generation, master of the hidden fist,
Thinks the likes of [member="Darth Vornskr"] could be repelled with this,
A song and music routine which seems even dumber
While we need to unify to strengthen our falling numbers!
You can't swing a dead cat, cause we don't dance,
But when we sing you best listen to our ghoulish advance,
Who needs npc's when ya gotta ghost army,
Bitter like mint tea and wildly alarming,
We will hear all of the demands of the blind prophet from the woods,
Because our cries for vengeance were heard and you aim to do good,
Colonized twice by Sith our cities burned to the ground,
We'll bury him under his statue here for the third round,
Trap myself inside a rhyme to rebuild our home,
But I'd never truly forgive myself if we failed by going alone.
Republic forces to the left, Togorians to the right,
Oracle, Drink your bitter cup and make it sink in tonight."
As the dead spirits of the tigers of Togoria rised to greet him,
The blind monk on the streets smiled, prepared to meet him,
His wordplay not to be beaten, even by a dead army,
The convictions flowed through him at a rate so alarming
So he smiled tipped his straw hat and did his best to look charming:
"In your youth, trained to hunt and fight for whats yours,
Now we will use that power to empower what it's for,
The spirits who protect their own will be greatly rewarded,
I will help you all find peace after this war is sorted,
I'm a drunkard, a thief, an oracle a liar,
But rise as tell you this damn worlds on fire,
I forsee the comign darkness, and in it's grandest starkness,
I will shatter these Sith for the sake of your Hearts--YES!
So Spirits, fall into my gourd so that I may imbibe your power,
And I will draw strength from it in my darkest hour!"
Raising his fist and lifting the gourd
While the spirits of fallen Togorian lords
Assented, assembled to redraw their fates
While you wondered exactly how you got here late,
I stole all the formatting, needed more rhymes,
So the song is explaining only portions of crimes,
But he who woudl drink from a ghosts well of power
May spend a few days to survive the hours
Is it a gamble or is it a bluff
To fill a gourd with ghosts and enlighten the stuff,
Ritual witchcraft that's now at it's finest,
A ghastly nightmare of vengeful diviners
The oracle's blind, driven by drunken rage
The fist held aloft is brought down by the sage!
(OOC: While I use every part of the song to make this, I added in extra bridges to pad out and fully explain the ritual. Please PM me if I'm not making any sense.)