Blimey!

[Jack Sparrow]

I disappear for awhile, and when I swing back around, I find that my beloved Republic is no more, the Sith Empire has fallen, and the Mandalorians have scattered! Methinks what this place needs is a healthy dose of Former Supreme Galactic Chancellor Jack Sparrow!

Who's got the time to bring me up to speed? My preference would be if you could keep it brief, because honestly I probably won't pay too much attention.

Also, I know I said I'd likely not be returning, but to be honest I need a date. Preferably with a woman. Preferably with a flexible woman of low moral fiber who enjoys rum, piracy, and gratuitous nudity.

 

[Garza]

Holy Sh- It has been ever since I have seen your face!

Welcome back. And short version?

Sith Reformed, Attacked Republic, Mandos died out. Trying to rebuild themselves. First order, Galactic Alliance, and Silver Jedi are all the major names and factions now.

Short enough for you?

 

[Darth Metus]

[member="Jack Sparrow"]

TL;DR

The rum is gone man.

Gone.

 

[Jack Sparrow]

Note to self: find out why the rum is gone. No, wait, it's a big universe and that might be a prolonged endeavour. Different note to self: switch to whiskey, buy rum factory, drink whiskey until rum is manufactured, switch back to rum.

 

[Jannik Morlandt]

Did someone say flexible?

...o-oh. Wait. You're, uh... not my type, Jack. <_<

 

[Bryce Bantam]

Holy Sh- It has been ever since I have seen your face!

Welcome back. And short version?

Sith Reformed, Attacked Republic, Mandos died out. Trying to rebuild themselves. First order, Galactic Alliance, and Silver Jedi are all the major names and factions now.

Short enough for you?

[member="Jack Sparrow"] well that is not totally all, my little major has 4 hexes and is still going strong as well, also for the record we stole the rum. Want it back come get it hehe.

But seriously I think our major will fit old jack pretty well. Come check us out, also we got his below, rum and women galore.

http://starwarsrp.net/topic/105803-show-us-your-guns-boys-orc-dominion-of-elysian/

 

[Vitha Na'iv]

The Mandos ended up killing off the Republic basically, then they tried to provoke the Silver Jedi into a war but we didn't bite so they ended up dying out thanks to inactivity. They also basically nuked Mandalore so there is that. Some of them are now on Alderaan.

The Sith Empire I believe is planning to go major again some time soon so there will probably end up being conflict with the SJO. Also the First Order and GA are about to kick things off tomorrow with a hex invasion.

That covers the majority of what I know for this. Feel free to pop into SJO space if you need rum. Vitha keeps a secret stash left over from her days as a slaver and pirate. And as for women I women Vitha does enjoy a strong drink, was a slavery for a bit, and doesn't wear any clothes. Course she's also an Avogwi so there's that.

 

[Jsc]

Welcome back!